Takei Gay, Mmmkay?

Tired of all the indictment and Supreme Court news today? How ’bout this bombshell: George Takei, the actor best known as Sulu from Star Trek, says he’s a homosexual.
Uh-huh. Like many of you I reacted with a hearty “yeah, so?”
George Takei is a guy that complained to the media that William Shatner was trying to pull rank to block Sulu from commanding the U.S.S. Excelsior in Star Trek 6. “Pulling rank,” Georgie? It’s a friggin’ TV SHOW! There’s no such thing as Starfleet! There’s no ship to command! You’re a friggin’ ACTOR, dude!
And so, another actor proclaims his homosexuality in Hollywood. Maybe if he did this in 1975 this would’ve been news, but in 2005 most people say: “Yeah, so what?”
You know what I wanna see? I wanna see something in Hollywood that is REALLY shocking: I wanna see male actors everyone thinks are homosexuals loudly and publicly proclaim their heterosexuality.
Got a list of guys in mind? Leave them in the Comments

38 Comments

  1. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not surprised. It reminds me of all the folks who were “stunned” when Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford came out of the closet several years ago. I mean, who would’ve thunk it?

  2. Remember when the “guy friend” from ‘Too Close For Comfort’ went public, “admitting” that he is gay?
    I sat there shaking my head, trying to understand on what plane of existence I SHOULDN’T be saying “wellll…yyeah?”
    I feel the same way about George now.
    – MuscleDaddy

  3. Richard Simmons
    ummm… Mark Hammill
    Anyone who’s appeared as a designer on TLC’s “While You Were Out”
    And Sulu is gay? Man, that came out of left field. I thought Chechkov would be the first to be outed.

  4. In what warped world does Sulu find it necessary to imply publicly that he gets an erection and a big smile when he meditates on naked men? Why do I give a flying F that Swoopes would rather touch a cooch than a coch? The whole “out of the closet” movement should easily fall within the “Too much information” category of public discourse. Just shut up. Cripes.

  5. I thought Sulu was a little too interested in the Captain’s Log! Seems he always wanted to hang around Uranus! Beam Me Up Scotty! Thank You…Thank You very Much!!!

  6. Laurence, dude!! Brilliant!! The first Asian-american, gay and actor Supreme Court justice in history. A three-fer!
    And, btw. Did anyone notice the picture that CNN used in the story? Could they have possibly found a gayer photo of him?

  7. Rupert Everett! That’s the one! I would totally love it if he were straight….And Jeremy Northam….If they’re cute and British, I think they need to proclaim their heterosexuality. (Full disclosure…I am, in fact, a girl despite my name. My parents were expecting a boy.)

  8. First of all, there is no doubt that Tim Robbins is hetero, although with a rather bad case of arrested sexual development. I guarantee that at home he calls Susan Sarandon “mommy”.
    Second, regardless of Takei’s sexuality, you CANNOT dislike anyone who appeared in the greatest movie of all time “Buckaroo Banzi”.

  9. “Elijah Wood and Sean Astin really got TOO ridiculous with the long drawn out staring in “Return of the King” so I want THESE two on the list, with apologies to “Rudy” fans.”
    You noticed the gay hobbit love scenes, too, huh?

  10. …it really doesn’t matter who is gay and who isn’t…one is recognized by his or her good works…we are in the y2k’s; and, who cares who or what he or she f*&$s. btw, katie holmes was impregnated by nicole kidman!

  11. Seriously who cares about George Takei, and his penis loving ass anyway?
    He’s nothing more then a one hit wonder.
    What else has he ever done besides Star Trek? NOTHING!
    If William Shatner had come out then that would be news.. But George Takei… Give me a brake.
    George Takei go suck a nut you fag, and stop trying to capture another 15minutes of fame.
    It’s no wonder they wouldn’t let him be the captain of a Star ship in the movies lol can’t have a faggot in the captain chairs.
    That would result in nothing but neon colors, and nipples in there suits… um oh wait that’s kind of what happened when they let a faggot direct a couple of batman movies lol… Cant wait to see how much Bryan “Cocksucker” Singer f***s up on SUPERMAN… It’s bad enough he already hired that homo emo looking Brandon Routh to be his queer eye Superdude…

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