Crappy Birthday Laurence!

Our own Laurence Simon is old, I mean like 57 or something today.
And he’s a Jew. So….This is for you, Laurence.

Crappy Birthday – by spacemonkey
(Sung to the tune of Aqualung)
Crappy Birthday to Jew!
Crappy Birthday to Jew!
Crappy Birthday, Laurence Simon
[say this part really fast]
-you’re obsessed wth crap for some reason I cannot say,
-and you really like cats in a kinda creepy way,
-and you’re not a super observant son of Abraham,
-for instance you’ve told me before you’ve eaten ham
[catch your breath here]
Crap……py Birth….day….. TOOOO JEEEWWW!!!
And many more-a!
Hope You enjoy the Torah!
Sodom and Gomorrah!
Hope no bulls ever gore-ya!

Happy Birthday Lair.

Now, somebody needs to make a cake.

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