The Mayor of New Orleans wants to allow some of the larger hotels in the city to convert to full-fleged casinos in order to boost the local economy.
Ah, vice. The answer to economic woes.
Well, if you’re going to allow gambling, might as well let a few other things in:
* cock-fighting
* contract killings (Hey! Rico!)
* prostitution (with a special emphasis on latex-fetishism)
* cannibalism
* knee-cappings
* Girl Scout Heroin-Delites cookies
* Have Beer Looter Guy teach Looting 101 at community colleges
Any other suggestions for boosting tourism revenue?
They could do their own reality TV show. They could call it: Spot the Mistakes, then the could simply follow the mayor around all day long with a camera. The person to spot the most mistakes would get free tickets to the reality show they would be holding at the State Capitol called: Spot the Idiots. The person to spot the most idiots would win a free baseball bat and a trip to Hollywood…with diplomatic immunity. I know I’d watch.
Nah – winner gets a ClueBat!
Public stonings
cigarette vending machines in all elementary schools.
Build largest rock of crack in the South.
Build largest rock of meth in the South.
Legalized everything with paid up permit/ paid off officials.
Hate to spoil a really funny bit, but to the best of my knowledge, cock fighting is already legal in Louisiana. Perhaps they can broadcast bouts on a pay-per-view basis. It would be a HUGE hit in Hawaii, because while cock fighting is totally illeagal here, it’s a major underground activity. I wouldn’t be watching, but my neighbors would.
lol, no kidding. You may get money, but think about where that money comes from.
No wonder that city has been going downhill so quickly.
They should re-run the flood every couple months or so to keep the donation money rolling in.
Just make sure Shep Smith does the ‘reporting’.
Two words…. foxy boxing!