(A Filthy Lie)
Recently someone asked me, “Hey Harv, how come you’re always picking on Glenn Reynolds? You nursing some kind of grudge for something he’s done to you?”
So what else could I do but answer him?…
…With a song…(see extended entry)
You’re asking what Glenn’s done to me?
It’s pretty plain for all to see
His vile deeds have ruined my life
Filled it full of stress and strife!
My dog was blended by this man
He whizzed into my garbage can
Ate my goldfish, smashed my table
Told Time-Warner that I stole cable
Made off with my credit card
Burned his name into my yard
Ate my cookies, cracked my eggs,
Tattooed peace signs on my legs.
Put pop cans in my microwave
Spit upon my grandpa’s grave
Buried hobos in my cellar
Told bad jokes ’bout Helen Keller
Wrapped my car around a tree
Gave me clap – it hurts to pee!
Made my new computer crash
Put borax in my cocaine stash
Drained my laptop battery
Robot-danced on my TV
Ate my Twinkies, greased my slide
Shaved my kitten’s underside
Didn’t link my funny post
Sprinkled dandruff on my toast
Punched Frank J. and made him cry
(No, wait… that makes me like the guy)
Grafittied my walls, stole my wallet
Made me lose my otherwise impeccable talent for meter and rhyme
“Love thy neighbor”? Surely you jest!
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
“How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture. ”
That’s just sick, man.
“Put borax in my cocaine stash”
Serves you right, you druggie! Sniff, sniff Whew! :~D
Well, did you steal the cable?
i know how to cut and paste!
yay for me, life’s not a waste!
i should get my own darned blog,
before i get thrown in a bog!
the topic that i comment on
is Harvey’s sweet Glenn Reynolds song!
i wish i could write good like that!
instead i am a mindless pratt!
Great. The trolls are out tonight. And not only a troll…one who hasn’t learned to spell, yet.
The “Whiteman” Has a few points there. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their
minds. Or is it that they post on subjects that people just push under the rug because they dont like hearing it? Or is it the truth he speaks about that the media falls to cover it?
I have seen a few and iam shock by the none media reporting on it unless its a white crime. but my local news is nothing but black crimes every night. so his views are valid. “SKYECHILD” Your comment is invalid and asinine.
Lovely. Two trolls that are obviously lacking in the intelligence department, not mention a wee bit off-topic.
if you want to post ultra-long screeds, get your own blog. you can even get a free one on blogspot.
btw, that’s aimed at Whiteman, not Harvey. Harvey, your song made me LOL.
To clarify this comment thread:
WhiteMan wrote a long, off-topic screed, so SarahK re-wrote it for him.
For the curious, the original comment can be found here:
http://museumofstupidcomments.blogspot.com/2005/11/off-topic-race-baiter-at-imao.html
Your a f***ing asshole And iam talking to the owner of this f***ed up blog! Is that what you do. well i have some news for you you toke my comments and reposted them for your amusement and i have someone invastagating whay you have done you dick head!
How does one ‘toke a comment’?
(Please note: this is for reference only. I would never touch a ‘roofer’ or ‘twist up a doodie’ or whatever. I have my NyQuil… that’s enough for me. I’m just invastagating.)
Sometimes the outpatients miss a dose of their medication and get a bit unruly or just plain stupid.
thats why this blog has no posts until i came along you democratic racist pigs…
I should have known…Yea just like a bunch of kids throwing stones at someone cause they speak the truth and it hurts them AHHHHHH. you poor little kids…sory mister adult will leave now and let you kids to play on you slide and swings…Be carefull not to fall and then try to sue the people who made the swing you little rats ooops democrats….LAMOROTF…and you cant ban me either…LALLALALAALLLA….:) I more then you think i am…..HAHAHAHA!
“I more then you think i am….”
That’s about the most lucent thing I could pull out of all that. Somebody’s off their med’s I think. FrankJ’s gonna have a ball with this one.
Somehow, “idiot” just doesn’t quite say it all does it?
Funny tune there Harv! Thanks.
well this thread certainly is lively. i think whiteman is actually on too many of the wrong kinds of meds.
Gave me clap – it hurts to pee!
I REALLY REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW! YUK
OH LOOK, ANOTHER SATURDAY WITHOUT A SINGLE POST. You guys even managed to post on thanksgiving. What do you have against Saturdays? (Laurence, you don’t have to answer that)
Harvey – brilliant work, as usual.
SarahK – charming treatment of a low-grade moron (although I am glad Harvey explained what you did to StupidWhiteMan’s original comment).
Please, WhiteTrash, continue to speak your (alleged) mind: My grandmother continues to believe that using the Internet is beyond her grasp; I can easily use your posts to convince her that the i-net can be used by any three-year-old.
Horse.
‘s Ass….
sorry, i figured the all-lower-case coupled with my comment would explain that it was me who jacked with WhiteMan’s comment. WhiteMan really really needs a woman. and it’s quite possible that if you ever ever use the n-word here again, i’ll ban you. i generally leave the banning to Frank, but i’ll make an exception for your sorry pinkytoe.
like i said before a bunch of kids with a computer. And my tax paying money paid for bunch of welfair idiots. This site sounds like its more domocratic then anything. And people i have used computers since you guys have been running down your moms leg. You people could not even do a basic ML program to print your name on the screen….lmao
You people talk about meds alot are you junkies. I think so. A bunch of drug nuts with nothing better to do then to flap there mouth. A bunch of little punks with a lot of words and no action. So sad! or did i stumble on a brotha site. well it dont matter cause this place is a wast of human life or should i say animals. Merry Christmas Boys And Girls! Dont stay up to late.
Over a year ago, IMAO taught me how to laugh again.
Please don’t ever let the madness end.
Sarah’s pretty!
So there!
So… is WhiteMan a troll or a parody of a troll?
I’m starting to wonder…
Anyway, I’m gonna go put some borax in his cocaine stash…
This has gotta be one of Frank’s spoofs…. Hey StupidWhiteMan, I was a System Refurbishment Technician for Control Data Corporation back in the early 1970’s; were you even a gleam in your mama-rapist’s eye back then?
(Oh drat; I forgot to mis-spell everything….)
Oh come on guys. play nicely now. . .dontcha know that arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olymipics? Even if you win, you’re still a retard. Sheesh. . .
I don’t know what I find more amusing: The song or this comment thread!
Harv, you really need to exercise the musical genius more often. That brought a tear to the eye, it was so beautiful.
Challeron- From Maryland. i used my skills for MIRAGE! back in the 80’s on a commodore 64c. without the commie the internet would not have been what it is today you dumb shit. As you could not make a pimple on my ass dick weed. I bet you could not even do simple code in HTML. DUH!…Anyway the commodore 64 and its elite made the internet so great as the PC guys and there C-NET dump ass boards was no match for C*BASE 3.0 . By Pro. Plum. The dog beat you father over the fence son. LMAOROTF. RUFF! And this blog is not private if it was it would use security to allow only so called users on. Even though i beening so elite i can go where i like Son. LOL 🙂 Your briter then a 2 watt bulb deep in shit!
Have a nice day!
Yeah, this has got to be one of FrankJ’s parodies….
Gee, WhiteTrash, I bet you can’t even spell “blockquote”….
The DARPAnet backbone, that the internet was created from, consists mainly of Control Data Computers, WhiteBread; the ones I was rebuilding in the 1970s while you were waiting for the C64 to be invented.
Y’know; the same Control Data (now Ceridian) computers that have all the state Lotteries rigged so geniuses like you can’t win them….
And, oh yeah: There wouldn’t be any fun in making this a private blog; how would we get our grins reading the rantings of people who can’t spell, claiming to be programmers, if this blog were private?
(Keep it up, Frank; this is hilarious….)
Challeron- your so stupid it is funny. yea i cant spell worth a shit but i have been writing code for MARIGE since 82 and you stupid control data wow. Q-Link that was the firts online program now is AOL you dumbass you try to pass as someone who knows but you dont. You dont have a clue about any ML C++ or even at that basic runtime. Like i said before the things that i do are only for they Elite and you my son are like a leach. Try buying the book windows for dumb ass’s like your self…see ya later Moron!….or should i say Baltimore County…LOL!
Whiteman:
I recommend ‘Spelling For The Iliterate: A Picture Book’. By the way, we are all very impressed with your knowledge. You wrote AOL? Wow, with all that crazy AOL money, you couldn’t get your GED? Pity.
Feel free to continue to show off for us.
This guy’s prolly just a script kiddie posing 1337. He reminds me of Frank J’s “Hate-Filled Leftie” the way he just spouts off without thinking and kinda froths at the mouth. Good for pointing and laughing tho.
P.S. Is he swearing enough to be banned?
ok i understand where you are coming from now. iam sorry for posting it in the wrong subject just trying to get people to open there minds and really see whats going on in the world cause iam sick of of all this shit evry day in the news about racsim when they dont cover the other side of it..sorry again dude.
I take back for all that i said to evryone sorry again.
Well, I’m glad WhiteWash finally figured out that this isn’t Eschaton….
Does this mean I can’t suggest that it might have been WhiteWallTire’s mis-spelled code that caused the demise of the C64?…
Challeron-now dude i said i was sorry now if you want to be an ass then go for it.
I’m having trouble deciphering this. Does anyone else speak first-grader?
(I want to be trolled! Even if it is Frank posing as a troll! No one ever trolls me!)
what was with the sudden turnaround? was there a post in between there somewhere that vanished?
Check the comments here.
I explained to him that long, off-topic comments are a bad thing.
Guess he didn’t consider that before he posted.
Whiteman,
You know what they say about people who use the F word as punctuation. Those you can, do. Those who can’t have to talk about it all the time.
Folks, I don’t think this dude is Frank. He doesn’t need to stoop to shock comedy and we all know that. Afterall, he’s the great FrankJ!
So, the question is/are, who is this guy? where is he from? how long has he been lurking? (judging from his age it couldn’t have been very long) and how long will he stay?
I hope that he’s here for a long time if he can clean up his Francais. Otherwise, I guess we can continue to hope to just barely limp along in our immature, domocratic, non-caucasian humor without him again. somehow…
“I’m MELTING!!! ohhhhh, what a world, what a world…”
It’s even funnier if you sing it to that tune in The Hobbit.
“Chip the glasses, crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates…”
Don’t know who posted this “dontcha know that arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olymipics? Even if you win, you’re still a retard.” But it’s the best bit of hilarious wisdom I’ve ever seen or read to my husband in a long time…almost pee’d my pants…REALLY!
Yawn. Oh, hey who woke up the troll? Hmm… whitetrash… bad mouth… I know! Robert Byrd! Welcome senator!
Why would you say iam trsh when i post facts about whats going on. juts like the NAACP supporting TOOKIE a cold blooded murder. And they also support FARRAkon who is the #1 racist of them all calling us white devils and blaming evrything on whtey. is it that you also support this movement? Cause its racist and should be stopped. NAACP has croosed the line and now are as bad as the KKK. IAm just sick of all the hate and no one standing up for the whites. but that is now changing cause people are now seeing the truth.