IMAO readers:
You will not believe this, but our humble little site (okay – FrankJ’s site – I’ll admit it: We’re just glomming onto his success) is UNDER ATTACK!!
Can you believe the nerve of some people thinking that insulting somebody will get you traffic? I’ll have to contac the Puppy Blender and see if this really works.
For now, you need to know this: Ben at Ben’s Rants and Raves is questioning FrankJ’s credentials as a conservative! He even questions me – RightWingDuck – and my constant stealing of welfare money (guilty as charged but the checks don’t bounce, baby).
Anyway, let me offer this in defense of FrankJ – um, er. Hmm. You know, I just can’t trust people who like cats – except for girls. They’re supposed to like useless things like cats, and tea, and bloggers.
Is there any way FrankJ can PROVE to us that he’s not a liberal?
Please post in comments.
this says it all…
I would like to explain myself for a minute. First, I am a longtime IMAO reader. Thus, it was with reluctance, but a grudging acceptance of my duty, that I published what I did. I felt that I had to inform my fellow readers of IMAO of what I had discovered. Nothing is made up, it is all carefully researched, and Z, please, I already considered the site that you linked, and revealed that it was all part of the cover story that Frank J. created in order to fool us all…
Ben
I hope, like the rest of you, that Frank J. can adequately explain himself. Until that day, I will have to read with suspicion everything that appears here…but use it to educate myself about the ways of the liberal.
What I said before, plus, some words of wisdom.
That which worked once will work again, without fail.
Hippie beating usually works well. If not, at least a hippie got beat.
Ummm, no.
Anything Frank J. does from here on out is going to look like a cover up.
The jig is up.
Now that I think about it, Laurence Simon likes cats, too!
Dang, what have I gotten myself into?
I just remembered something that I missed while I was talking about the Great Liberal, Frank J.
I talked about the stories he published on-line, but I forgot to include that he was trying to publish a book. Supposedly, this book was going to be a collection of his Rumsfeld-Bashing In My Worlds.
Whatever happened to the book? I need to continue my study of the left in disguise!
Well, he could sing John Ashcroft’s song…Or he could start posting regular In My World’s again 😛
hey cool! i must be a girl! i like cats, tea, and bloggers. and since i sleep with Frank J. every night, i can promise you, he likes neither cats, tea (unless it’s hot), nor bloggers (unless they’re hot, i.e., me).
He should steal candy from a baby to prove his conservative eeevilness!
Or a much older person who is homeless and hopelessly alcoholic and crack addicted with only 3 months to live but unable to end their misery prematurely due to the fascist Zionist conspiracy.
Or something like that.
He could take controlling interest in Haliburton (everybody knows that true conservatives are rich). Then he could use his power to steal oil, have hippes beaten, and steal evil Glenn’s copyright and mass market puppy smoothies.