Democrats.com sent Frank J. an e-mail wherein they unveiled their new motto:
“victory is possible!!”
Now THERE’S a rallying cry [insert dramatic eye-roll].
I wonder what mottos they rejected?
“we might not come in last!!”
“it’s only MOSTLY completely hopeless!!”
“don’t quit your day job!!”
“why can’t you be more like your brother Murray?!!”
“I’ve got a good feeling about this SuperLotto ticket!!”
“I wish I could quit you!!”
“my MOM says I’m cool!!”
Any other suggestions?
“Yeah, well, we’ll always have Bill Clinton…”
or
“Nothing’s sure but Death and Taxes…and we support those”
“The Democratic Party. Because dead voters have been marginalized long enough.”
Here are my submissions.
How about “Vote for us… but only after obtaining U.N. approval!”
On a side note, is anyone here having trouble getting onto Free Republic today? I don’t know if it’s down, or if it’s blocked on my school’s network.
“They love us in San Francisco!”
“Vote for us before you vote against us.”
“Just a few votes shy of a filibuster!”
Ann Coulter’s fave:
“Ask me about my plans to raise your taxes!”
Mine:
“Whining losers deserve a voice, too!”
“Vote for us-or we’ll sue you for discrimination!”
“Save the whales!”
‘Victory is Possible!’ was trimmed from
‘Victory is Possible, if Mathematically Improbable!’
Its corollary: “Defeat is probable.”
Or, in Kos-land: “Defeat is victory.”
Or, to better reflect the Dems’ position: “Death to America.”
How about “Big Government Is.”
I think they already won.
Mother Sheenhan says its our turn
10,000 barking moonbats can’t ALL be wrong.
Stuck on stupid since November 2000
“The only barreled thing we’re not afraid of: The Pork Kind”
“More Waffles than Belgium!”
“The Clinton years: Weapons of Mass Obstruction”
“We may not argue well, but man, can we cry!”
“Such a pain in the ahem, we should be called ‘demorrhoids’!”
I’d be so afraid of maybe losing our majority in 2006. What with the ports thing, and the news spinning the HELL out of Abramahoff(SP?) and Bush losing his spine and testicles.
But, with the fringe element telling the Democrats to be EVEN more vitriolic, extreme, and lets face it, totally gay… I’m sleeping like a baby!
Thanks Howard Dean, the DNC, Kos, DU and now: Democrats.com!
“‘They love us in San Francisco!'”… frequently and sometimes without Vaseline.
WOW… that sounded almost like a White Knight post.
“Let the inmates run the asylum!”
“Because George Cloony Says So”
“We have all the Oscars, give us something else!”
“Because no one else can ruin America so compleatly”
“Carter, Clinton…and next the Antichist!”
and last but not least,
“Aren’t you sick of us whining about not having a president?!?”
Because the Left is right!
A clear strategy…Coming soon.
Vote Democrat or we’ll cry for the next four years.
Got Taxes?
The sky is falling.
“you might want to get a day job”
“support civil rights for the dead”
Bush is Bad! Vote for Us!
“Vote Democrat. It could suck worse”
“Not voting for us is a hate crime!”
“Conservatives are demophobes!”
“Vote for the party that’s obsessed with terrorists’ rights, vote Democrat!”
Have an Evil day.
I think we have a winner. . .
Check out the poster in the
picture.
picture.
Vote Democrat, it’s easier than thinking!
Vampirism: The next major Democratic blood sucking initiative.
OOPS too late, that got under way with Social Security.
Liberal Democrats: Proud to be an Ass!
“The Ashes Rising from the Phoenix: Hillary-’08!”