In a move to increase the scope of her services, Arianna Huffington proudly announced her new blog writing service available at the Huffington Post.
“We feel that most celebrities today don’t have the time to sit down and write out the actual words of what they think. If these people wanted to project caring and sincerity, they’d hire professional screenwriters. So we’ve created a service where today’s Important Person can communicate effectively without having to do anything.”
Arianna was encouraged to take this step when she witnessed the incredible appreciation voiced by readers when they read the completely factual and untainted post by actor George Clooney called “I’m Liberal and Ariannia is so sexy”
Said Arianna, “We are reaching the point where we need to reach beyond the (CBS) standard of Fake But Accurate and reach into the realm of I’m Sure This is What They Would Want.
Upcoming celebrity posts and titles include:
Angelina Jolie: Adopt these little children because Bush will otherwise orphan them again.
Brad Pitt: Angelina is almost as hot as Arianna.
and of course…
Jennifer Aniston: Stop looking at Arianna!!
Showing support for this new addition was veteran talk show host Bill Maher. “Arianna has shown the kind of sincerity and bravery the likes of which are rarely seen. In fact, I haven’t seen this kind of courage since those hijackers rammed those airplanes into the twin towers.”
Also today, in appreciation of St. Patricks’ Day, The Huffington Post will feature an extensive articulation of Bush war crimes as wrtten by an actual, bona fide Leprechaun.
Archive of entries posted on 17th March 2006
Friday Catblogging
Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but apparently I’m the only one of them brave enough to Friday Catblog. Maybe they’re worried that they’ll get fleas. Well, more fleas than usual. (e.d.: we need to fleadip Ducky again)
Anyway, today being St. Patrick’s Day, it’s time for Edloe O’Grumpus:

If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Edloe is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday at Catcall, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)