In a move to increase the scope of her services, Arianna Huffington proudly announced her new blog writing service available at the Huffington Post.
“We feel that most celebrities today don’t have the time to sit down and write out the actual words of what they think. If these people wanted to project caring and sincerity, they’d hire professional screenwriters. So we’ve created a service where today’s Important Person can communicate effectively without having to do anything.”
Arianna was encouraged to take this step when she witnessed the incredible appreciation voiced by readers when they read the completely factual and untainted post by actor George Clooney called “I’m Liberal and Ariannia is so sexy”
Said Arianna, “We are reaching the point where we need to reach beyond the (CBS) standard of Fake But Accurate and reach into the realm of I’m Sure This is What They Would Want.
Upcoming celebrity posts and titles include:
Angelina Jolie: Adopt these little children because Bush will otherwise orphan them again.
Brad Pitt: Angelina is almost as hot as Arianna.
and of course…
Jennifer Aniston: Stop looking at Arianna!!
Showing support for this new addition was veteran talk show host Bill Maher. “Arianna has shown the kind of sincerity and bravery the likes of which are rarely seen. In fact, I haven’t seen this kind of courage since those hijackers rammed those airplanes into the twin towers.”
Also today, in appreciation of St. Patricks’ Day, The Huffington Post will feature an extensive articulation of Bush war crimes as wrtten by an actual, bona fide Leprechaun.
Arianna is so much more than hot. She’s also deeply intellectual. Not crazed-ronin monkey intellectual (like me), but real-world, brain the size of a mellon intellectual.
Oh, Bush is Hitler, and I’m proud to be out of touch with people who don’t think Arianna is hot.
“They’re always after me lucky WMD’s.”
Well Bush DID used to party with leprechauns before he married Laura…then again, that may just be the whiskey talking.
“Said Arianna, “We are reaching the point where we need to reach beyond the (CBS) standard of Fake But Accurate and reach into the realm of I’m Sure This is What They Would Want. ”
OMG!! ROFLMAO!!!
(sung to the “Lucky Charms” tune) ‘Rianna Huffington- she’s magically malicious!
I think the Democratic Party should use this saying in their platform, “Never confuse the issues with facts!
After all they wouldn’t know the truth if it stood on a ladder and kissed them on the nose.
America. We don’t just f*** up, we f*** up bigtime, and damn are we proud about it.
The troll is back! Yay!