Instapundit’s Exciting Weekend

(A Filthy Lie)
Saw this at Reynolds’ site:

my younger brother worked as an assistant there, boiling down corpses in turpentine with his grad-student girlfriend. Now that’s an exciting weekend…

Giving his hobo-murdering habits, this one isn’t TOO surprising, but it does make me wonder what ELSE this guy does for fun.
Unfortunately I found out. Turn’s out he’s going to be spending THIS weekend at a ski resort in Vail, Colorado, indulging in one of his favorite recreational sports:
EXTREME PUPPY BLENDING!

Now that’s an exciting weekend…

A realistic plan for complete border security . . .

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Google Talking ’bout Cheese

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Stuff, Yo

  • The IMAO Newsletter is out, so you should have received it by now. Being this is a day off for me, that’s probably all you’re getting from me (thank you co-bloggers). If you haven’t gotten the newsletter, check your spam filter. If it’s not there, maybe the FBI is intercepting your e-mails and reading them first. Or, maybe you’re dead and don’t know it, and that’s why you never receive any e-mails. Or, you didn’t sign up.
    This was a test newsletter so I didn’t bother proofreading. I may do so in the future.
  • Today is International Kick a Cat Day. So, kick a cat to support internationalism. Also, remember that Monday is Bring Your Gun to Work Day.
  • Buy IMAO merchandise!
  • I have two articles at Gather.com to try and get a more diverse discussion. I also started a political humor group which everyone can join. I’ll cross post articles there to see if that can help diversify the audience.
  • Immigration seems to be a big issue, and, while we’ve handled that issue here (especially Ducky), here’s a great illegal immigration FAQ from John Hawkins. Also, here’s an alarming article: “Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don’t Want”.
  • Glenn Reynolds is obsessed with me. I may need a restraing order, or I’ll just whap him with my copy of his book.
  • I got the dog a stuffed monkey with a sound chip in it that makes it screech like a real monkey. I think I’m realizing what a bad idea that is.
    Oh, she just ripped the sound box out. Problem solved.
  • Be honorable, ronin.

McKinney meets Dylan

After being told about Cynthia McKinney’s demonstration of her support for the Capitol Hill Police, House Speaker Dennis Hastert asks:

“How many officers would have to be punched before it becomes a big deal?”

Um… er…
Wait a second.
How many officers would have to be punched
Before it becomes a big deal?
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
The answer is blowing in the wind.

Holy crap. It works.

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The Power Of Frank

What does infamous puppy-blender Glenn Reynolds first tthink of when he thinks of the Blogopshere?
You’ll have to listen to the latest Israellycool podcast to find out, but here’s a hint: it’s starts with the letter F.

Ask Dr. Duck: The Answers

Hello, this is Dr. Duck.
I am so glad I have this segment to help you, our dear readers, come through the tough times and confusion you are facing. Here are the answers to the questions that haunted your ever so crazy minds,
Dear Dr. R.W. Duck,
I just recently moved from Niagara Falls, NY to Melbourne, Fl. Why? I also wanted to know if you are related to Turban Duck, and if so, why does he keep getting sucked into turbines? Will he never learn?
On a more personal note, if a girl is dating you, doesnt break up with you, moves in with a guy who she claimed was “just a friend”, was dating him while with you, never told you she moved in with him, continues lying, and dating him, but still never breaks up with you. Is that considered cheating even if she didnt “sleep with him”? Doesnt the act of dating him will still being with someone else pretty much make that a moot point? I mean comeone, really?
Posted by Mike

Moving from Niagra Falls to Melbourne FL is a good move. It means you spend fewer days inside the barrell. As far as Turban Duck, I’ve never met the guy. I can understand the confusion, Mexican and Middle Eastern Ducks can look alike.
So your girlfriend might be dating someone else? Or not dating you Or both. That’s okay, I had the same thing happen to me. When I was younger,there was this girl I was crazy about. She’d never talk to me. She’d never look at me. Eventually, she met someone, married and they had three kids.
I think she’s playing hard to get.
Hang in there, you just never know what’s going to happen.
**
Why do I have to drink responsibly? I mean, isn’t it alcohol’s main purpose to make me behave irresponsibly?
Posted by Veeshir at March 29, 2006 11:20 AM

I said DRINK responsibly — not ACT responsibly.
Drinking responsibly means not spilling, not letting the foam get out of control. And if you’re married it means using a coaster.

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Friday Catblogging

Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but apparently I’m the only one of them powerful enough to Friday Catblog. Because it takes a lot of power to catblog.
Anyway, it’s time for Nardo:


If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)