Hello, this is Dr. Duck.
I am so glad I have this segment to help you, our dear readers, come through the tough times and confusion you are facing. Here are the answers to the questions that haunted your ever so crazy minds,
Dear Dr. R.W. Duck,
I just recently moved from Niagara Falls, NY to Melbourne, Fl. Why? I also wanted to know if you are related to Turban Duck, and if so, why does he keep getting sucked into turbines? Will he never learn?
On a more personal note, if a girl is dating you, doesnt break up with you, moves in with a guy who she claimed was “just a friend”, was dating him while with you, never told you she moved in with him, continues lying, and dating him, but still never breaks up with you. Is that considered cheating even if she didnt “sleep with him”? Doesnt the act of dating him will still being with someone else pretty much make that a moot point? I mean comeone, really?
Posted by Mike
Moving from Niagra Falls to Melbourne FL is a good move. It means you spend fewer days inside the barrell. As far as Turban Duck, I’ve never met the guy. I can understand the confusion, Mexican and Middle Eastern Ducks can look alike.
So your girlfriend might be dating someone else? Or not dating you Or both. That’s okay, I had the same thing happen to me. When I was younger,there was this girl I was crazy about. She’d never talk to me. She’d never look at me. Eventually, she met someone, married and they had three kids.
I think she’s playing hard to get.
Hang in there, you just never know what’s going to happen.
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Why do I have to drink responsibly? I mean, isn’t it alcohol’s main purpose to make me behave irresponsibly?
Posted by Veeshir at March 29, 2006 11:20 AM
I said DRINK responsibly — not ACT responsibly.
Drinking responsibly means not spilling, not letting the foam get out of control. And if you’re married it means using a coaster.
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