American Idol cut to 12 (DVR-delayed liveblog)

I wanna hear about your suntan. And your spinach salad.
Ryan felt the need to tell us that there’s drama and anything can happen.
Say, those dozen empty seats that the contestants are hoping for look incredibly uncomfy.
EEEE! Bo Bice is out to perform! We didn’t even know his album was out until a couple of weeks ago. We need to get that. Is it any good? I’m sure it is, it’s Bo. He had a baby, and from the looks of that left hand, he got hitched! Hooray! I’m surprised, I’m actually not liking this song, it’s too pop for Bo. He’s a rocker! He’s still great, works the stage… Ok, lemme ask, what kind of loser sees someone’s house on TV and then decides to track him down and camp out for pictures and such? They had to move. That sucks. Of course, I’m sure they got a nicer, bigger house, so that’s good. But what jerks those people were to hunt him down. Shame shame shame.

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It’s the IMAO Podcast – Yeehaw!

The latest IMAO Podcast, Friends Don’t Let Friends Shoot Friends in the Face, is up! In this episode, there is lots of funny, lots of music, and new bumper music that scares me just a little bit. I heart xylophones!
In this podcast:

The IMAO gang go on a team-building quail-hunting trip!
American Monkey returns with Olympic Winter sports monkey would like to see!
SarahK interviews Kellie Pickler!
Harvey has Fun Facts About Massachusetts!
In World of Knowledge, Frank J. tells you everything you need to know about ports!
and much more funny
!

So you go download it now, and comment on it here! Yay!

Dallas

The second-worst thing about a movie of the television series “Dallas” (the worst thing being that they’re making one to begin with) is that it will not actually be filmed in Dallas.
So, to convince the producers of “Dallas” to do it in Dallas:

City officials say there’s no substitute for the original when it comes to producing a movie version of the long-running “Dallas” television show.
The Dallas Film Commission on Wednesday launched the “Shoot JR in Dallas” campaign in hopes of luring the movie’s producers to North Texas.

That’s right. Shoot JR in Dallas. Cute, huh?
So if Oliver Stone had wanted to film in Toronto fifteen years ago, would Dallas have held a “Shoot JFK in Dallas” campaign?
(By the way, Debbie Does Dallas was filmed at SUNY Stony Book, Long Island and not Dallas.)

Top Ten Threats from Iran

Iran has threatened us with “harm and pain”. What other threats have they made against us?
TOP TEN THREATS FROM IRAN
10. From now on always refer to us as the “United States of Dinguses.”
9. They’ll compare us to monkeys and curse our mustaches.
8. Secretly replace our regular coffee with Folgers Crystals… and we’ll never know the better!
7. Along with financing terrorists they’ll also finance George Lucas to further butcher the original Star Wars trilogy.
6. Hit us each with a water balloon when we least expect it.
5. Something about a nuclear explosion.
4. They’ll order us pizzas we never wanted.
3. After making an excursion to Skull Island, they’ll release King Kong upon New York… or maybe Seattle since he’s never been there.
2. They claim it will take days to get all the toilet paper out of our trees when they’re done with us.
And the number one threat from Iran…

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IMAO Podcast #22 03-09-06

  1. Introduction
  2. Spacemonkey in New York
  3. Harvey: Fun Facts About Massachusetts Part 1
  4. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Story: PeTA
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Massachusetts Part 2
  6. World of Knowledge with Frank J: Ports
  7. American Monkey with Spacemonkey: New Olympic Sports
  8. Laurence Simon: Art
  9. IMAO goes quail hunting
  10. Harvey: Cheney’s press conference
  11. Sarah K on American Idol: The Kelly Pickler Interview
  12. FrankJ: Focus on Family
  13. Conclusion