Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but apparently I’m the only one of them stupid enough to Friday Catblog. Maybe they’re all super-smart or something. And pretty, too.
Anyway, it’s time for Frisky:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Frisky is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday at Catcall, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
Isaac (my cat) has the same catnip Hillary Clinton toy! He loves it.
He especially likes chewing on her feet.
After being touched by the Hillary doll, Frisky attempts to groom off the evil.
I’ve seen my cats cough up some pretty nasty sh*t, but nothing THAT nasty. Forget the veterinarian; this cat needs an exorcist.
“No more tequila. Never again. Ow… my head. Hey, uh, listen, babe. I’ve got an early meeting at the office, so I got to… sure. Sure, give me your number.
I’ll be sure to call.”
Belloq
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!WAAAAAAAAH!
Dear Lord, never should have agreed to play the Crying Game!
The shame! The shame!
Look away, she’s hideous.
It was flip-flopping and smelled like fish! I thought it was a mackerel or a guppy! Oh God, oh God!
See what indulging in catnip smoothies will lead to? That’ll learn you!!
“The horror. The horror.”
(or a similar-sounding word, if you prefer)
Oh no God!! I think I’m going to have to chew my arm off!!
EeeeeeeeeUuuuuuuuWwwwwwwwww,somebody throw me in the puppy blender.Nine times in fact.
Hillary in the catbird seat.
Frisky is puzzled…”I’ve taken good healthy dumps before, but I’ve never had a big piece of shit like this stick to my fir up here on my shoulder!” “Oh…you put this vile piece of crap here…funny…now remove it or suffer the Wrath of Frisky you moron!”
Frisky is puzzled…”I’ve taken good healthy dumps before, but I’ve never had a big piece of shit like this stick to my fir up here on my shoulder!” “Oh…you put this vile piece of crap here…funny…now remove it or suffer the Wrath of Frisky you moron!”
Frisky is puzzled…”I’ve taken good healthy dumps before, but I’ve never had a big piece of shit like this stick to my fir up here on my shoulder!” “Oh…you put this vile piece of crap here…funny…now remove it or suffer the Wrath of Frisky you moron!”