Well, the Academy dodged a bullet today by passing on Paradise Now for best Foreign Film.
No. Really. They dodged a literal bullet. A Mossad hit squad was waiting outside the Kodak Theater. All it would take was a signal from Ytzhak Perlman holding a long Middle C on his violin, and every single person in there would have been target practice.
That green suit that Ben Stiller wore? It was a full-body bulletproof suit to keep him from getting killed by stray fire.
I mean, if Ben’s dead, how can they make Zoolander 2, right?
lawrence, take your meds. for the good of the nation.
I would LOVE Zoolander 2.
Zoolander 2? I’m really really really really ridiculously interested.
And Giamatti got robbed. Screw George Looney.
Zoolander was a good movie. I think I’ll go watch it again…
Zoolander made me angry. I lost 1 1/2 hours of my life that I’ll never get back while watching that movie! I’ve avoided Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson ever since that then (I think Ron Burgandy was the only movie worse than Zoolander).
Lawernce! what have we told you about telling people about our operations!
jonag-you have horrible taste