Why did no one tell me that Wednesday’s South Park parodied the Dog Whisperer? Actually, it wasn’t so much a parody as everything about Cesar Millan was pretty accurate except that he was using the techniques on Cartman instead of dog.
Well, they also overdid his accent a bit, but it’s pretty thick as is.
Hmm, I should try that “Tsst!” technique next time some liberal starts spewing crazy…
“Bush is the biggest terrorist in the…”
::Jab him in the neck with two fingers.:: “Tsst!”
“You’re trying to oppress my right to…”
::Jab him in the neck with two fingers.:: “Tsst!”
::Liberal moves to the corner and quietly hangs head.::
“See. I have taught the liberal that behavior is not allowed by not using positive or negative energy, but by using dominant energy.”
As long as you use a taser, I think it would be acceptable.
You may have to repeat this several times since most liberals aren’t as intelligent as the average dog.
It was a very funny South Park! I love Cartman!
Damn! I missed that episode as well! Tsst!…the average liberal isn’t as responive or as logical as a dog. I think it would be more usefull to use a cattle prod device similar to the one used by “Igor” in “Van Helsing”.
That was so funny, I was rolling and laughing, and loved the way Dog Whisperer was able to finally make Cartman act appropriately.
I’m not so sure. Cesar always says the goal is to get the dog “in balance”. I seriously doubt a liberal can every achieve that state.