So, this guy walks up to a checkpoint with a toy gun.
Hilarity does not result:
Earlier on Monday evening, IDF troops shot to death a Palestinian who approached a checkpoint near the West Bank city of Jericho. The man pulled a pistol as he approached the checkpoint, and in response the checkpoint commander fired at him, killing him on the spot.
After searching the body, soldiers discovered that the gun had been a metal fake
So, does this guy get seventy-two blow-up dolls?
So, does this guy get seventy-two blow-up dolls?
I think so. I think that he also gets a nomination for a Darwin award.
Its called “Suicide by IDF.’
Thought it was settled that the 72 virgins were really 72 raisins. So, he gets 72 grapes.
I like this kind of jihadi. Willing to die for Allah, but unable to kill innocents in the process.
Maybe he’s trying to get the IDF to laugh themselves to death.
Yes, he gets 72 blow-up dolls. And they all have leaks.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Wow. That is Gene-pool cleansing if I’ve ever seen it. I just hope he pulled this stunt before he had a chance to breed. Maybe if more “palestinians”* did that, the ME might have a chance.
*As palestinians are not an actual nationality or ethnic group, I refuse to capitalize the P.
He’s got to be at least a finalist for a Darwin Award…
In the case of good intentions but poor execution (pardon the pun), I think he gets his choice of:
a) Becoming one of the 72 virgins for someone else.
b) An eternal supply of canned ham.
c) What’s behind door #3.
I think you get a box of condoms and a goat for that one.
Somewhere Mohammed is laughing!
I think he should get 72 do-overs. Anyone that f**king stupid needs lots of tries. It’s like the special olympics for homicidal muslim pansy-boys… in fact, we should dub it as a new sports competition: The Special allahmpics.
I’m sorry, but an IDF soldier killing a (wanna-be)Terrorist is, to me, the definition of Hilarity. It’s the best kind of entertainment. Keep it coming, IDF!
Just to clarify, will the blow-up dolls be virgin?
Bill:
“Just to clarify, will the blow-up dolls be virgin?”
Temporarily.
I think “mortgage rate quote” makes a good point on this issue. Certainly better than the typical troll-trash that come around.
One second thought, this slight variation is much more effective:
I think you get a box of condoms and a USED goat for that one.