Sometimes I wish my material could be as good as the stuff used by professionals.
Unfortunately, I may never reach this amazing level of comedy genius.
Insulting your audience members gets you publicity?
“Geesh!”
That’s all I have to say.
Thanks for your time, doodieheads!
Caca brains.
Fatty fatty fat fats!
HA!
Update: I just read the comments section and I would like to apologize to reader Gunga for making him cry like a little girl. I did not mean my remarks to be offensive. I apologize to Gunga and all Excessively-Adiposed Americans.
You don’t ever see the whole thing. The black guy was Charlie Rangel, telling Kramer that if he didn’t get to “teh funny” he was going to put him up for the draft. Or send him to Mississippi.
FIRST!!!
I AM NOT FAT! It’s just that these pants make my hips look big!
Gunga runs out of room sobbing hysterically
I have to commend George Lopez comment that Richards didn’t know how to handle the heckling because he wasn’t used to stand up. I mean, yes, racial slurs are bad, but Lopez, a minority, realizes what may have caused the outburst. He doesn’t get all offended and start calling Jesse Jackson on the phone.
I can appreciate that reasoned response over the knee jerk cries of Hate Crime and Racist. Especially considering the comedic double-standard that white folk are fair game to any minority, and a lot of what they say is Damnably racist.
Not excusing Richards, but not hating him as if he were Hitler either.
Ok, I admit it. I’m as guilty as any of these folks.
In an intoxicated rage, I once set fire to group of Hari Crishna’s. I blame it on two bottles of cherry flavored Nyquil and a twelve pack of Mountain Dew but everyone knows I always really wanted to. And Damn-it, they deserve it.
Publicity ploy.
I wonder if he’ll do a gig with Mel Gibson & O.J “IF I did it” Simpson.
On the serious side, what would happen if white people became intolerant of racism towards them? It is funny to disparage White America, because that’s where they become the dhimmi.
Why make waves when you can simply pretend to laugh & foolishly assume responsibility for previous atrocities that had absolutely NOTHING to do with you?
Hey DesertElephant…
I’m sure you didn’t have the same attitude when Mel Gibson insulted the Jews. I guess its all in good fun when a black is being insulted, but when the Jews are being insulted…..OH MY GOD….ANTI-SEMITE!!!!Waaaahhhh….he insulted my people….WAAAAHH.
An equivalent statement from Mel would have been….60 years ago your dead bodies would be keeping our houses warm. I wonder if you would appreciate THAT “joke”.
Moron.
Also, that was not a joke. The comment was not part of any act. It was made in anger, not in humour.
NT, Do you just enjoy making foolish accusations that you can’t possibly back up, or is it that you like being the object of ridicule? I don’t see anything like you are talking about here or here. Dry up those tears, cupcake.
Geez NT, you need to get a handle on your anger. I’m sure everybody here only hates minorities if they are liberals, because, as you know liberals are all a bunch of idiots and we all love to hate idiots. Especially idiots that spew their idiocy in public. Why if it weren’t for them, we’d have nothing to write about…
In the meantime, what does the ‘N’ in your sign-on stand for HUH?! How dare you use the letter ‘N’ when you know that ‘N’ is the most offense letter in the alphabet (next to Q). I’m offended that you used the letter ‘N’ you racist monster!! You owe me an apology!! You owe me reparations!!!
“I’m really not a bigot,” Richards said in a press conference. “I got along really well with all the Hebes on SEINFELD.”
Yeah, who was boo-hooing all the way to the press when Kerry made the hilarious joke about military men and women being morons?
Or are you saying that if we look back, we will find all the IMAO team laughing it off, and not getting insulted?
I wonder.
So you’re saying military people are a race now? Is that like Bush’s “illegal racist war” against terrorists?
“…who was boo-hooing all the way to the press when Kerry made the hilarious joke about military men and women being morons?”
The press was already there when he made his insightful joke, so to answer you question, no one was. And if you found it hilarious, then your sense of humor is on par with your reasoning skills.
Golly, you sure make a good argument.
NT,
In case you didn’t notice we aren’t exactly lauding Mr. Richards on his performance. IMO Richard’s comedy routine sucks so bad there’s no oxygen left in the room. I think duck was being just a bit sarcastic. I’m sorry you flunked out of funny school before they covered sarcasm or is it your preconceived notions about “tard protestants” that are getting in your way.
Are there some bigots over here at IMAO? A few, probably. Are there any more than any other section of society. No. If you were looking for an easy scapegoat for all of societies Ills, you haven’t found what you are looking for. Are the “tard protestants” your personal scapegoat. Haven’t we been here before?
NT;
You’re no XP professional edition.
Man, NT needs to cut back on the coffee. All I was saying was that Lopez made a reasoned response to the incident. Not that Richards was in the right. But he was able to understand and not start a huge hullabaloo about it.
Richards’ outburst wasn’t a good thing. And I didn’t enjoy watching it. But in the article, a lot of people took their response too far. The owner of the establishment wasn’t aware of what would occur, nor had anything of the type happened with Richards before. He hadn’t a single inkling that the outburst would go that far. So why did HE need to apologize? Why did his club get protested? He just runs the club that books the acts. Before this, though Richards’ standup may blow, he had no idea anything in this vein would erupt onstage. The comedians do what they do.
THAT was the point. George Lopez, a minority, saw that it was wrong, but didn’t blow it out of proportion. He held the person who acted responsible for the actions, and didn’t make it into a federal case or call for mass protests or anything else the unwashed, irascible masses are so fond of.
And if you want to use the anti-Semite example with Mel, well, just look at the top Lib “leaders” and the UN. No anti-Semitism there. Nope, not a shred.
Hi Pot. I’m the Kettle. Thanks for pointing out that I am indeed black.
Tosser
Hey Desert
You seem to be missing a foot.
Cripple.
ROTFLOL
NT,
Are you, like, four years old? Is that your version of “Nanny, Nanny, Boo-boo”? Give me a stinking break! Grow up for crying out loud!
NT,
Are you, like, four years old? Is that your version of “Nanny, Nanny, Boo-boo”? Give me a stinking break! Grow up for crying out loud!
Sorry for the double-post glitch.
Hey NT
Is that an acronym for “Nearly Twelve”, agewise?
Yep. I am missing a foot, but I’m still more of a man that you’ll ever be. Even missing my foot.
Man, the fact that you thought you could hurt my feelings by ponting out I’m missing a foot is just juvenile and asinine.
Wanker.
Are you guys fighting?
ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING?
I will TOTALLY pull this blog over if you guys don’t stop fighting right now!!
(Ducky glares at the kids in the backseat.)
But Ducky, NT started it!!!
(sullen shimauma folds arms over chest and pouts cutely out the side window mumbling…”big ol’ mean ol’ jerk”)
Heh heh heh… little does the conserverative waterfowl realize AlanABQ is hiding in the trunk, tire iron in hand, waiting to clobber any nosy leftards….