
I’m currently in a Starbuck’s just outside of Nashville trying to figure the distribution details for the book, but, while that’s getting done, I thought I’d post the sample pages (whice includes the table of contents) we’re going to use to promote it.
Enjoy! Hopefully we’ll start taking orders in a day or two.

Enjoy Nashvegas while you’re here. It’s a great town (if a bit trendy at times).
Can’t wait to order one, tell the printer to hurry up.
Why are you in Nashville?
Must….buy….Frank J.’s book…
who is this Sarah C strumpet and does sarahk know?
It’s funny. I just left Nashville yesterday to come back home to Melbourne.
So I guess it balances out.
Oh my gosh, this is so ridiculously funny!!! I was in the worst mood earlier today, but Rumsfeld asking, “I’m sorry, did you say you wanted to be repeatedly stabbed in the neck with a ballpoint pen?” majorly cheered me up.
Stroke of genius, Frank. I’m ordering the minute it’s available.
“Ride of the Warmongerers” is classic and quite possibly the best In My World ever. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing that again.
Hey, I’m right outside of Nashville too! Who knows, maybe you were in a Starbucks I’ve been to! Come and let’s chill, Frank!
Frank, if you get a chance to stop by Seanachie’s in downtown Nashville, tell the luscious bartender with the eyepatch that Ciderhead misses him and hasn’t had a good mudslide since she left.
In the meantime, don’t talk to the sloppy guy with Sideshow Bob hair, he just wants to argue about politics.
This is very funny. Any chance it will be available in time for Christmas gifts?? I would love to buy it for my brothers!