Has IMAO become nothing more than a way from Frank J and Sarah K to communicate with one another when they’re not making movies that are mildly humorous but have very low production values?
According to my Bible, I’m not a Jew but I’m grafted into the Jewish nation or something awesome like that. It’s kinda like being an associate member of a conspiracy club or something.
Catholic by birth, Jewish by minor surgical procedure–strictly for health and cosmetic reasons, according to articles I’ve read. Oh, and to show solidarity for my Israeli homies!
Sort of. I am more of a Jew for Jesus. Does that make less Jewish? I’m circ’d. 1 pt. I am a target of Muslims. 1 pt. I have always voted Republican. -1 pt. I celebrate Christmas. – 1 pt. So overall I’d say I’m a little bit Christian and I’m a little bit Rock and Roll.
Yes. And thank G-d for IMAO. Never has being a Jooooooo been so much fun. Your support is appreciated, as it ain’t a no picnic being “chosen.” Even I complain to my soul sometimes, “And you had to be at Mt. Sinai on that day, you couldn’t have been out of town……oy the hardship, all the work, the trials. No cheeseburgers.”
Daniel: LOL!
I’m not a Jew. But I am so pro-Jew I might as well be one.
(Theologically, I may be said to have been grafted onto the House of Israel by spiritual adoption, but I am sure Jews and rabbis would disagree such is even possible.)
BTW: A question for Lair and/or Jewish commenter(s). If a non-Jew davens tefillah (Shema and Amidah) daily but has not made hatafat dam brit or yet accepted “the yoke of Torah” or accepted mesorah, what is his status as Jew or goy? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.
that was a really long article. can you summarize it?
Has IMAO become nothing more than a way from Frank J and Sarah K to communicate with one another when they’re not making movies that are mildly humorous but have very low production values?
Why do you ask? Are you gay?
Since you are all dodging the question, I can only assume you are all joooooooooooooooooooooos!
No.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that….)
According to my Bible, I’m not a Jew but I’m grafted into the Jewish nation or something awesome like that. It’s kinda like being an associate member of a conspiracy club or something.
Catholic by birth, Jewish by minor surgical procedure–strictly for health and cosmetic reasons, according to articles I’ve read. Oh, and to show solidarity for my Israeli homies!
Sort of. I am more of a Jew for Jesus. Does that make less Jewish? I’m circ’d. 1 pt. I am a target of Muslims. 1 pt. I have always voted Republican. -1 pt. I celebrate Christmas. – 1 pt. So overall I’d say I’m a little bit Christian and I’m a little bit Rock and Roll.
heh. Indeed.
Keith – Yes
Frank – No, But I support IMAO’s token Jewry and astronautical primates.
I’m not a Jew, but my boss is a Jewish carpenter.
Yes. And thank G-d for IMAO. Never has being a Jooooooo been so much fun. Your support is appreciated, as it ain’t a no picnic being “chosen.” Even I complain to my soul sometimes, “And you had to be at Mt. Sinai on that day, you couldn’t have been out of town……oy the hardship, all the work, the trials. No cheeseburgers.”
What is Mel Gibson doing in Canada?
At least he did not call the guy sugar tits.
“I may or may not be, but for purposes of your question, BITCH, I’m as Jewish as they come. So f***ing what?”
Daniel: LOL!
I’m not a Jew. But I am so pro-Jew I might as well be one.
(Theologically, I may be said to have been grafted onto the House of Israel by spiritual adoption, but I am sure Jews and rabbis would disagree such is even possible.)
BTW: A question for Lair and/or Jewish commenter(s). If a non-Jew davens tefillah (Shema and Amidah) daily but has not made hatafat dam brit or yet accepted “the yoke of Torah” or accepted mesorah, what is his status as Jew or goy? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.