I need publicity to sell my book, and people are already helping out. Wild Bill is spreading lies about me here and here. Sadly, No! is making fun of my primitive conservative humor (“Right-wing humor is so easy, a caveman could do it!”).
If you have a blog, you can join in and bad mouth me. Otherwise, you can send out e-mails trashing me.
Anyway, soon I’m writing an editorial of an extremely controversial viewpoint for the sole purpose of gaining publicity to promote my book. Remember to be outraged.
Why not get the book a red cover and sell it in China?
Say, didn’t there used to be a blog here?
You can deny our existence if you’d like, but soon the world will know the truth.
Veeshir,
Keep your pants on. I’ve been gone for a week. I’ll get your stupid little blog post for you soon enough.
I’m outraged already. Of course, I live and work among monkey-faced liberals, so I’ve had plenty of experience observing the perpetually-outraged in their native habitat.
That photoshopping contest from Sadly, No sounds like a good idea. I delegate you all to take up the challenge.
I’d also like to point out that MFL from over there managed to screw up the name of the liberal blog, not once, but twice. All the while jibbering incoherently. You should go check it out.
You could call Michael Moore fat or something. That might work.
That photoshopping contest from Sadly, No sounds like a good idea. I delegate you all to take up the challenge.
Alas, IMAO has begged off.
We’re supposed to, what, go up against Six Meat Buffet? Dan Riehl?
I would have to say that we win, since no one is man enough to challenge us.
I’m waiting on a response from Cadet Happy. I don’t have photoshopping “skillz” and I also don’t have any time for this this month.
We’ll challenge you eventually; it should be fun.
If only Allah would get involved, I miss his mad photoshop skillz.
His photoshops were consistently about the funniest and also were technically very well done.
I wish I had copied the pics before his site went away.
I’m waiting on a response from Cadet Happy.
Tell him that the extract tool is ctrl-alt-x.
Not to be all muahaha, but…
Well, I hope to see a photoshopping contest at some point in the future. Not cause I have any doubt about the outcome, (let me get that straight) but more because I haven’t seen quite enough photoshops here on IMAO. As far as liberal ones, I get quite enough from the AP and Reuters everyday.
Though the Hilary Doll was pretty funny.
For a judge, I nominate Mr. Sun. (my tag doesn’t seem to be working. http://mrsun.us) He is an equal opportunity Mocker, and who better to judge us than he who sees everything under the Sun? Plus, he has a “Super Colossal” bag of nuts, thereby proving that he is better than all.
My friends, by reading Frank J.’s conservative “humor” I became a cripple. Now I get all the good parking spaces, half priced movie tickets & will never get drafted. THANKS FRANK J.
For real folks, Frank is good people. He is funny too, and has a real cute better half. so I just want to wish him luck. Bid you all peace love and understanding
ceann rua
Yeah Allah’s ‘shops were hilarious.
As for claiming all conservatives have no sense of humor, I seem to remember some other group who called themselves “socialists” and thought everyone else was somehow less than human…hmm…what were they called again? It’s on the tip of my tongue…
and yes I realize I just violated Godwin’s law, but I wasn’t making an argument so it doesn’t matter. I’m just so damn sick of being discriminated against…I mean, aren’t these guys not supposed to believe in stereotypes? Guess we were both wrong.
I might be living in the old media,
but if someone were to say, Michael(are you going to eat the rest of that)Moore was fat, I would still think it was funny.
bgrx, you wouldn’t be speaking of national socialists would you? Of course not, I must have been thinking of the great agrarian reformers of our time.
Stalin made great strides in population control.
The Mao taught China that there was no need to be greedy, unless you were needy.
Castro had first hand knowledge of the ills of capitalism. With his great profits, the cause was lost.
Where o’ Where would this world be without these forward thinkers.
By forward, I mean progressive.