I get offended when people say that Republicans are trying to intimidate voters. Why should we when we can steal elections or rig voting machines?
Who would say that Republicans are Trying to Intimidate Voters?
Who would say something like this? Click on the link and find out.
In response, we at IMAO are reaching out to the community to show that voter intimidation is NEVER what we are all about.
Just look at the good work we are doing here in southern California. We have set up a small organization to help greet and welcome all nationalities, especially those who may not have legal residence. We join liberal Democrats in saying that even THEY are welcome to come and vote.
Migra! LOL!
Who needs to intimidate anyone? They can come to Oregon, where the vote-by-mail system is so easy to manipulate. You don’t even need dead people — just mail enough Republicans two ballots so they can both be disqualified, or conveniently “lose” boxes of ballots from conservative counties (which includes almost all of Oregon except Portland and Eugene). Or, you can get nice folks like the Teamsters to go under Portland bridges and register every non-resident transient and illegal they can find. That is how Gov. Ted Kulongoski (a.k.a. Taxandgougeme) got into office. Or pack your shovels and go up Washington, where some of Seattle’s finest upstanding citizens (horizontally-configured, that is) got their votes in after three recounts to get Gregoire into office. Hell, Mexico’s new electoral system is harder to influence than what’s available in much of the US. Thank your local Democratic official.
That is SO sweet! Those little old ladies at the precinct are so nice! I hope we have those greeters here in Arizona!
Tommy, I feel for you man! I lived my first 30 years in Oregon and those liberals are mean! We had campaign signs ripped out of our lawn and our friend had his car keyed (I guess they had trouble honoring our diversity). I prefer living in a red state.
The intimidation is the display of the stars and stripes. Libs take this as intimidation, as only true Americans salute the flag. Libs would rather the polling sign display the rainbow flag, the Chinese flag or the old communist Russian flag. Only those flags would make them feel coooommmmfortable.
Also notice the kind old ladies. They are symbols of the real America. That also makes libs feel uncoooommmmmfortable. Those attending the polling help booth should be men dressed in leather or dresses, or women with brightly colored dyed hair, and wearing chain male or burkinstocks. That or people that don’t speak any english. An old lady might ask for identification, and that would make ilegal aliens feel uncooooommmmfortable. The other sect that would be more politically correct would be women in burkas, gang bangers of any minority ethnicity, or even better, a guy from any middle eastern country who can only say, “Durpa Durpa Mohamed Jihad!”, and have 40 sticks of dynomite strapped to his chest.
Finally, we can not see the ballot receptors. A single receptor is intimidating for lefties. This means the elections might be actually fair. To be unintimidating, there must be two receptors. One must be marked “Democrat.” This receptical should be welded shut and bolted to a cement walk well inland. The second receptical, marked “Republican,” must be made of cement, placed at the end of the dock, and be properl prepared with the accesories of several “D” rings, all having heavy chain and boat anchors attached, ready to be shoved over the side of the dock. The polling machines must not be either electronic or include chads. Finally, there must be interpritors of every language next to every polling machine, because, God forbid, an ileagal alien might not be able to understand the word, “Democrat” on every ballot.
There, you see? This polling sight IS intimidating to libs!!!
Jonag,
Let’s just hope they enforce the law we voted on to make identification and proof of citizenship mandatory for voting at the polls. Despite Napolitano and GodTARD.
Here’s to hoping Kyl stays and Janet and Terry go tomorrow.
Elephant,
They always ask me for ID at the polls and I love them for it! Go Len!