As Democrats are dragged kicking and screaming to having to say something about the war, their running out of euphemisms for “retreat” as “redeployment” as gone about as far as it can go. Here are some new terms they’re looking at:
“A reverse momentum surge.”
“A French Blitz.”
“Amazing Race: Out of Baghdad Edition”
“Stand strong against the enemy from far far away.”
“Emulate the superhero Flash… but just the running really fast part and not the heroism.”
If you have other suggestions for the Democrats, put them in the comments.
The Diplomatic Approach
(which in Democrat terms means: Surrender, copitulate, grovel, apologize, and send lots of money to people who want us dead)
Confronting our enemies backside on.
Emulate Monty Python re: the killer rabbit (run away!).
Vigorous Vacillation
Robust Retrograde Operations
The Dems keep their tail between their legs to take the place of their balls.
How about “alternate engagement”, or “directed confrontation”, or just “Operation Skedaddle”?
A French Blitz. Freaking brilliant!
Getting in touch with their inner coward.
Implimenting a reverse attack.
or my personal favorite;
“WE’RE GETTIN’ ALL JIMMY CARTER ON THEIR ASSES!!!!”
“Doing our best to eliminate the ‘house of war’ (dar al-harb).”
“We want to give our troops time to get fitted for burkhas.”
“Bending over for Islamists so they don’t have to keep abusing goats.”
“Hey, it’s easier for us to spit on the troops when they’re back home rather than having to fly over to Iraq at tax-payer expense and spit on them there!”
Senator Warner and other repubs also oppose the looney Bush. And most Americans now think Bush is completely out to lunch. If polled they would think Spacemonkey and other Bush loving readers on IMAO are out to lunch as well — hence the dwindling traffic that has been occuring here on IMAO over the past few months. Reality is gradually winning the war against right-wing nonsense. Hooray!
[President George W. Bush’s approval ratings are now the lowest for any president the day before a State of the Union speech since Richard Nixon in 1974, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll.
Sixty-five percent of those surveyed said they disapprove of how Bush is handling his job as president while 33 percent approve. The rating matches Bush’s career low in a May 2006 poll.
Seventy-one percent of Americans said the country is on the wrong track, up from 46 percent in an April 2003 poll, the month after the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. A majority of those polled this month don’t approve of how Bush is handling the Iraq war, terrorism or the economy. ]
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aYKGnKP_XuOg&refer=us
“Lack of Sack strategy”
“Canine tactics (rolling over and playing dead)”
“Protecting our interests with a handcuffed military”
“The best offense is a French defense”
Now accepting donors for SarcMan’s upcoming sense of humor transplant….
Italian advance
Whine press
//Sixty-five percent of those surveyed said they disapprove of how Bush is handling his job as president while 33 percent approve//
All surveys and polls conducted by a VERY reliable MSM sources no doubt; why I TOTALLY(insert sarcasm here) believe them!!
A democratic ‘advance to the rear’ or ‘lets go fight’em where they aint’. But the greatest philosopher the South ever created, (besides Lewis Grizzard)stated it best when he said “We have met the enemy, and he is us.” For you illiterate liberals… that quote was from Pogo Possum.
The “Hershey Squirt Stratagem”…blow out the back door with no possible method of containment. This only works for those who are sick, which fits the dems to a “T”.
“WE’RE GETTIN’ ALL JIMMY CARTER ON THEIR ASSES!!!!”
OMG!!! Kevin, you just made me wet myself! Great one!!!
Advancing in another direction.
Effectivley using UAV’s
Implementation of the ever-reliable, UN troops.
Sarcasm Man — if you must take it up, it’s possible to disagree with the President and disagree even more vehemently with his left-wing detractors. In case you haven’t noticed, Frank has always kept the sense of the ridiculousness of what Dubya has been doing; he makes jokes to defuse anger, so if his traffic is down, then there must not be much rage; people must support the war but disapprove of its conduct, hence unhappiness but not anger. If you wish to enroll supporters, tailor your arguments to those with cool heads rather than trying to anger the level; we aren’t buying.
Tell the Democrats that their slogan should be “instead of clear & hold, why not clear & leave?”
Operation Declare Victory Already
Ninety-three per cent of those polled think Sarcasm Man should go back to using his original name SUPERDUD…
As for a sense of humor transplant, that’s like giving Mantle a new liver. Al Franken’s on his third one (to no avail), so I’ll be damned if I’m gonna cough up money for Superdud’s…
Traffic was down ’round here?
maybe Troll traffic…
“Operation Dust Cloud”
Operation “Not in the face! Not in the face!”
Operation Fellating the “Freedom Fighters”
(Sarcasm Man is the first to sign up for this important mission)
Operation offer terrorists Social Security, after the illegal immigrants get their cut
or perhaps closer to home:
Operation bury our heads in the sand, and blame the Republicans.