Jermain Jackson, the brother of pop singer Michael Jackson stated that he hopes Michael will one day convert to Islam. Says Jermain, “Mohammed and Michael have a lot in common. They both seem to enjoy the company of young children and people are always misrepresenting them in public.”
Jermain concedes that the example is extreme as nobody in Denmark has recently drawn defamatory pictures of Michael.
The prophet Mohammed married his wife Aisha when she was a six years old. Michael, who has been accused of inappropriate conduct with children said, “Even Mohammed didn’t know the pain of being turned on by one of your own Rubby Buddies.”
Jermain, a devout Muslim who came in second in the recent Big Brother TV show said “I lost to Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. But that’s okay. I think she was more a victim of racism than I was and deserved to win.”
Michael is said to be taking the idea of conversion seriously. Said one assistant close to Michael, “I think he’s concerned about whether he might have to wear another burqa.”
RWD,
THANK YOU. I saw that headline in the regular news earlier today and couldn’t wait for the IMAO treatment – hitting on the point I was hoping you would. Well written, too.
The Michael Jackson episode of South Park was on this week. Converting to Islam – it’s the only creepy thing he hasn’t done yet. Well, that doesn’t involve Billy Bob Thorton’s blood or anything.
If he becomes a Muslim, will he take a new Muslim name? Here are some ideas:
Alakim Young
Mohammad Fuj-paqa
Hajj Ya’Inmyvan
Assad Omite
Just bomb it, bomb it
Western culture makes me vomit
Show them how wicked wrong is their creed
Make the Jew and the Crusader bleed
Just bomb it – just bomb it
(cue Eddie Bin Laden guitar solo)
So, if he converts, no more Jesus Juice for the little boys? What now? Muhammed Milk? [=shudder=]