Amanda Marcotte, the the sharp tongued ‘satirist’ hired by John Edwards today announced her resignation.
“Many people feel that this was the plan all along. That John would announce his support but that I would resign of my own free will after being bothered by the fact that the people I loathe and detest somehow for some reason don’t like me. This is not the case. I am retiring because some people don’t like me and of course that makes them crazy.”
Said John Edwards, “We realized that we had accomplished all of our goals already and therefore the time was right to pull away from this fight.”
Amanda is now sitting at home, awaiting the sticky, jizzy influence of another presidential candidate – possibly Hillary Clinton.
More as this story develops.
In some ways I’m sorry to see her go. She was easier to tag than shooting fish in a barrel.
…. she was playing hockey without a puck.
…. she was several sandwiches short of a picnic.
…. she was the poster girl for “Girls gone Loony”
Still I’m sure she will not “go gently into that good night.” We will be exposed to her rabid, maniacal, psychopathic drivel. Let the jocularity begin!
I vote that Silky Pony replace this slut with another equally talented slut…Spacemonkey!
Well, at least this will free her up to spend more time enjoying her other hobbies, like cursing at boy scouts, kicking puppies, and curling up in front of the TV to enjoy those MTV’s Real World marathons.
“Amanda is now sitting at home, awaiting the sticky, jizzy influence of another presidential candidate – possibly Hillary Clinton.”
you’re going to hell for the picture you just put in my head