I saw a Budweiser truck this morning and noticed it’s slogan is “Crisp. Clean. Refreshing.”
What?!
Do they have Joe Biden doing their advertising now? Why would they imply other beers are dirty? Or are they patronizing Budweiser by implying we don’t expect lagers to be “clean” like we do of ales?
You ever take a good look at a Corona? No esta limpia…
In urban areas, they add “articulate” to the tag line.
So how would they describe Colt 45? “Serve super-chilled in the bottle while hanging on your front porch. Good with fried chicken and watermelon.”
Damn, Master Shake beat me to it.
Here goes anyway.
Politically incorrect:
Budweiser the King of beers. Crisp. Clean. Refreshing. Honest. Articulate.
Politically correct?
Have another Bud muthafu****
It’s pronounced “artickle-ate.”