The Democrats are still trying to pass their war funding bill that includes a date for surrender. Other than that, their’s quite a lot of pork and other objectionable spending. Some examples:
OBJECTIONABLE EXPENDITURES IN THE EMERGENCY WAR FUNDS BILL
$13 million for huge “Mission Failure” Democrat rally.
$80,000 to get a passed out Ted Kennedy off of the Air and Space Museum roof.
$0.25 to give to troops complaining about the Democrats’ support so they can call someone who cares.
$5 million for posturing about doing something in Dafur.
$10 million for fact-finding mission on penis-enlargement spam.
$8 million for research of when it is appropriate to refer to women as “hos.”
$20 million for floral patterns on tanks so they seem happier.
$5 million to buy foam rocks for Palestinians to relive Mideast crisis. (Ed. Note: That one might work)
$1 million for poll on whether Harry Reid’s tie makes him look gay.
$300 million for weapons for insurgents to make sure the U.S. doesn’t show favoritism.
$3 for a bag of Doritos in case they get the Democrats get the munchies.
There’s a SPAM that can enlargen your penis? Gee! And I thought the Tabasco Sauce version was cool!
$75,000 to send to Mr. Abu Addias, Attorney at Law, of Nigeria so that his client’s funding account can be released and share the fortune with good person us.
You will need at least $16 million for “sensitivity training” for returning troops so they wont freak out whenever they see someone from the religion of peace at Wal Mart.
Stupid Dems. Most public phones take $0.50 to make a call.
$80,000 to get a passed out Ted Kennedy off of the Air and Space Museum roof.
That must include the tab for repairing the roof and structural supports that sagged under his weight. You can get him off the roof just by standing on the ground and opening a bottle of something alcoholic or just being female.
It isn’t the tie, Harry! You ARE Gayer than the day is long!
You forgot the earmarking of funds for sensitivity training for those of us that use taxis and buy groceries. Can’t offend those poor Muslims by bringing alcohol, dogs, or Ted Kennedy into a taxi nor should we offend them by making them scan alcohol or Ted Kennedy at the grocery stores…
“$100,000 to order EVERYTHING on the taco bell menu… like… uhhh…. how many times does this menu go into a hundid thowshand?”
Also as a result from munchies.
$8 million for research of when it is appropriate to refer to women as “hos.”
I think the better question is when is it not?
Only 25 cents for the phone call? Dems are still making the troops pick up the other 10 cents!
I hate that you’re so much funnier than I.
I’ll get you FrankJ!