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The Democrats are going to vote for surrender again because they’re losers and losing is what losers do. Plus, if the surrender bill isn’t passed, the Lilliputians who make up the nutroots will become enraged, and the Democrats are scared of their tiny fists.
President Bush says he’ll veto the bill, but maybe he shouldn’t. Instead he should say, “The Democrats are very strong and scary. I better sign their bill before they get terse with me!”
Then the troops in Iraq will announce, “The Democrats says things are lost here, so were going to retreat. Run away!”
When the terrorists hear the fading footsteps of the troops, they’ll come out of hiding and yell, “We win! We knew America was too weak to stand against us! Now we’ll–”
Then the troops will jump out from behind a wall. “Ha! We didn’t run away! We just went behind a wall and imitated footsteps fading into the distance! Now we’re going to shoot you all in the face! Ooh-rah!” Then they’ll shoot all the terrorists in the face.
The terrorists will be like, “GERAGHW! MY FACE! I CAN BARELY TALK BECAUSE MY JAW IS HANGING OFF MY SKULL! BLERGAWHG! TRICKSY DEMOCRATS! WE’LL GET YOU FOR THIS! GLERBLAWG!”
And Harry Reid will have a press conference and say, “This wasn’t a trick! We really wanted to surrender because we thought it would help us politically! Please don’t hurt us, terrorists! Someone get me a new pair of pants!”
And then that clip will get played over and over on late night shows and we’ll laugh and laugh until the clip is overplayed and we’re sick of it.
It’s a good plan. I came up with it… with the help of the Democrats!
Truth to power!!!
Maybe this was the Democrats plan all along!
Nah.
I believe their plan is to pull out of the Mid East in order to incite another terrorist attack on American soil before Bush leaves office. Then they could claim he has done nothing to protect the US and the peasantry should coronate a Democrat in 2008. Then through diplomacy (capitulation) the world will once again know peace. All the infidels will be killed, and the US will be brought back to the 7th century, and global warming will no longer be a problem. Something like that.
I always wondered why God created Democrats. Now I understand.
Shush! You are going to give the plan to the enemy and elliminate the element of suprise. Loose lips sink ships. Shush!
I love how Lieberman voted against it. Of course, Hagel & Smith voted for it. Sissies.
Great! Now just because my jaw is hanging off my skull and I look like I was shot in the face, everybody is going to think I’m a terrorist. Thanks Frank J. and the Democrats. Thanks a lot!
Great! I like it. Did Buck the Marine have anything to do with it?
Democritters- is it any wonder that Dem’s and Defeat both start with D ? They’ll love to start this plan. But I ‘ve another D word- Destroy!!!!!!
OK, now on to getting those suitcase nukes from Usama- maybe we can send Obama. Watch for BO’s voice on this…
Just think if he wins we’ll have a prez with the initials B.O. and that really stinks!
I’m confused.
Are the Democrats going to announce that America was too weak to stand against the Democrats? Because I don’t believe that’s true. America can stand in the face of the awesome quitting power of the Democrats.
Or do you mean the terrorists will be tricked and jump out of their underground lairs, only for a quick demandibulation at the hands of the finest fighting force in the known universe?
I hope it makes YouTube.
In their infinite short-sidedness, Congress is now looking at a bill to limit the Second Amendment rights of those with Psychological difficulties.
Maybe we will get to ban all of these Lefties with BDS and CDS. I think all members of Code Pink ought to be included.
I think all the members of code pink just need to get laid…by men.
No, I’m not voluteering.
Well, until 4 years ago, the biggest killer of Muslims was Saddam. So if we pull out, and there is a civil war, we can make up for lost time, thanks to Reid et al.
If there is a civil war and general disarray (or professor chaos or whatever), have Reid and the other dim bulbs realized what will happen to gas prices? Is this their solution to Global Warming? Of course, a huge hike in gas prices would kill the economy even without a terrorist attack, which they could also blame on Bush if they get their way. Not to mention high gas costs just make Saudi Arabia and Venezuela that much richer. A brilliant bit of terrorism on his part.
it figures that you could come up with a better Plan for the Dimoldcrats in twenty seconds than they could in twenty years. they could never come up with a winning way of defeat!
Perhaps Richard Gere could AGAIN lecture us about how to deal with foreign cultures, as he did so inappropriately following 9-11 during the concert in New York. He seems to have foreign relations all figured out.
Good Lord – And I thought we had evolved beyond your foolishness. Do you honestly believe that we can win a war on “terror”? You can’t defeat an idea – the people we are fighting are not throwing out some silly cliche’s – they honestly believe the shit they are spouting. You should try reading some history about the people you advocate dropping bombs on – they like us have their extremists. They call theirs Al’Queda and we call ours Evangelical Christians (Neo-Cons).
are you for real?