The Qur’an says that if you touch pork you will be unclean and if you touch Fred Thompson you’ll be dead.
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Fred Thompson has an extensive collection of romantic comedies. Here is his favorite song right now on YouTube. Warning: contains spoilers if you haven’t already seen Music & Lyrics.
Sarcasm Man obviously doesn’t know Fred Thompson. Fred Thompson doesn’t listen to sissy stuff like that! Fred’s idea of a romantic comedy is having sex with his hot wife while laughing at Sarcasm Man.
Fred Thompson auditioned for the role of Jack Bauer on 24, but they rejected him after realizing he could get the whole thing over with in an hour (and 60 minutes was already taken).
Sarcasm Man should withdraw his post before Mr. Fred Thompson sees it and listens to that piece of tripe! Sarcasm Man will be no longer as he disappears into the eternal pit of doom!
Fred Thompson has an extensive collection of romantic comedies.
Here is his favorite song right now on YouTube. Warning: contains spoilers if you haven’t already seen Music & Lyrics.
Sarcasm Man obviously doesn’t know Fred Thompson. Fred Thompson doesn’t listen to sissy stuff like that! Fred’s idea of a romantic comedy is having sex with his hot wife while laughing at Sarcasm Man.
Home says: Mmm…unclean pork.
Daily Ron Paul Fact:
Ron Paul sometimes touches himself.
Here stinky, be happy.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/2008_republican_presidential_primary
Well, if you touch Fred, you’ll be dead or you’ll be healed. It all depends on the state of your soul.
Fred’s on Twitter
http://twitter.com/fredthompson
But IMAO was too slow:
http://twitter.com/imao
Even tho I told you about it months ago.
Losers.
But wait Frank you can still get ->
http://twitter.com/frankj
Do it. Join Twitter and talk to Fred and Sarcasm Man.
http://twitter.com/sarcasmman
Fred Thompson auditioned for the role of Jack Bauer on 24, but they rejected him after realizing he could get the whole thing over with in an hour (and 60 minutes was already taken).
Sarcasm Man should withdraw his post before Mr. Fred Thompson sees it and listens to that piece of tripe! Sarcasm Man will be no longer as he disappears into the eternal pit of doom!
Hi,
I’m glad you like Fred’s dick so much..