Just hours after announcing his dedication to the American and Ferengi people, NY Mayor MIchael Bloomberg announced he is once again switching politcal parties.
“I felt that the best way to show my dedication to the people was to commit to a group that best represents America. That’s why today my new political party is SMURF.”
Critics agree that this latest political strategy could reap dividends. Said one political scientist, “I feel that this decision is just smurfy.”
Mayor Bloomberg emphasized that he is NOT going to be running for president. “I’m not runnng for President. That’s not what I’m about. For those who want to know what I’m about, I recommend you visit my website at bloombergforpresident2008.com.”
He also announced the choosing of a new Bloomberg Theme Song: Goodness Makes the Badness Go Away.
I can’t support the Smurf party. Apparently, much like China, they are aborting the female smurfs. Thousands of male smurfs and only one female. I just can’t condone that kind of culture.
Hmm, I’d never join the Smurf party. Talk about a sausage fest. Woof.
Welllll, word on the street is that he’s going to go with the Indemopubligreen party and use Chumbawumba’s song “Amnesia” for his non-campaign.
WTF? No smurfy endorsement from Papa Smurf or Smurfette? No angry Gargamel quote.
At least he hasn’t fallen for Al Bore’s line and Gone Green.
At least he hasn’t fallen for Al Bore’s line and Gone Green.
Hey, it’s not so easy being green.
Ahahaha! Gargamel shall capture him and use his smurfyness to make Gold!…or at least some kind of stew. Depending on which season you base this madness on.
From AP:
When contacted for a statement on Mayor Bloomberg’s joining the Smurf party, Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was quoted as saying “I don’t feel comfortable around them.”
Ferengi? C’mon look at that neck and nose. He’s a freaking Cardassian fer cyin’ out loud…
He’s what Smurfette has been waiting for, an anatomically-correct male Smurf, unlike the geldings she is used to.
That will seal the muzzy vote for him. Funny hats no women, evil Jew. Think about it!