When Fred Thompson is President, he plans to open up the federal government’s strategic reserve of whup-ass.
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And certain RINO’s like McCain, Little Lindsay and Mitch McConnell are going to get their asses wupped! Then they will have their head ripped off and stuffed up their previously wupped asses…
Another distinct difference from Ron Paul, who would not only abolish the federal government’s strategic reserve of whup-ass but would create the strategic reserve of “hiding under the covers so the bad guys can’t see you.”
If Fred Thompson is our next president maybe he will investigate why the Bush administration let Bin Laden pay for a plane that flew people out of the country just days after 9-11. Oh wait. Forgot. No one cares about bringing Bin Laden to justice anymore.
Trust But Verify
Listen up IMAO doods there’s nothing wrong with asking for more investigations to be done. Nothing wrong with questioning why so many Saudis were flown out of the country shortly after 9-11 without being interrogated. Nothing wrong with questioning whether there were explosives inside the twin towers. There is evidence that explosives were used in my arrogant opinion — there was molten steel (burning jet fuel cannot do this) and all three buildings collapsed into their own footprints just like in a demolition. There is nothing wrong with wondering why Cheney changed the rules so that only he could make the decision to shoot down enemy planes on U.S. territory just a few months before 9-11. There is nothing wrong with wondering why the Bush administration repeatedly stated that no one could have known that terrorists would fly planes into buildings on 9-11 when there is ample evidence that they had been preparing for exactly such an event.
As Reagan said “trust but verify.” Just because I have questions and doubts doesn’t mean I think Bin Laden is living in Cheney’s basement or something 😀 😀
Fred Thompson has two kinds of WhupAss in his can. One for evil doers like Bin Laden and Harry Reid–this is the Terminal WhupAss where your head ends up shoved up your ass — then there’s Loving WhupAss which is the kind that most Republican “leaders” need right now and Mr. Fred Thompson is just than man to bring it!
And certain RINO’s like McCain, Little Lindsay and Mitch McConnell are going to get their asses wupped! Then they will have their head ripped off and stuffed up their previously wupped asses…
yea and like he would use ron paul 2 do it cause ron paul is like the only like conservative and stuff.
Another distinct difference from Ron Paul, who would not only abolish the federal government’s strategic reserve of whup-ass but would create the strategic reserve of “hiding under the covers so the bad guys can’t see you.”
If Fred Thompson is our next president maybe he will investigate why the Bush administration let Bin Laden pay for a plane that flew people out of the country just days after 9-11. Oh wait. Forgot. No one cares about bringing Bin Laden to justice anymore.
Or why President Bush allowed Ron Paul to exist.
Hey, if you’re gonna go, go for the gusto.
Or why he hasn’t put Sarcasm Manatee in a camp like Rove promised me he would….
Trust But Verify
Listen up IMAO doods there’s nothing wrong with asking for more investigations to be done. Nothing wrong with questioning why so many Saudis were flown out of the country shortly after 9-11 without being interrogated. Nothing wrong with questioning whether there were explosives inside the twin towers. There is evidence that explosives were used in my arrogant opinion — there was molten steel (burning jet fuel cannot do this) and all three buildings collapsed into their own footprints just like in a demolition. There is nothing wrong with wondering why Cheney changed the rules so that only he could make the decision to shoot down enemy planes on U.S. territory just a few months before 9-11. There is nothing wrong with wondering why the Bush administration repeatedly stated that no one could have known that terrorists would fly planes into buildings on 9-11 when there is ample evidence that they had been preparing for exactly such an event.
As Reagan said “trust but verify.” Just because I have questions and doubts doesn’t mean I think Bin Laden is living in Cheney’s basement or something 😀 😀
Sarcasm Man, you’ve softened. I’m actually enjoying your contributions of late.
Fortunately, we’ve had Democrats unwilling to use and whup-ass, so we’ve saved it since WWII.
Fred Thompson has two kinds of WhupAss in his can. One for evil doers like Bin Laden and Harry Reid–this is the Terminal WhupAss where your head ends up shoved up your ass — then there’s Loving WhupAss which is the kind that most Republican “leaders” need right now and Mr. Fred Thompson is just than man to bring it!
Yep, ol’ Sarcasm Mandrill has turned into a kinder, gentler Truther.
(Doesn’t make him/her/it any less of a delusional screwball, though.)
Sarcasm Mandrell??
Was that the blonde, shikseh-looking, Mandrell sister?
…and hence, another reason to nuke the moon; LUNAtics like sarcasm man.
steel, steel, steel, cheney, cheney, cheney, rove, rove, rove, boosh, boosh, boosh…
Bark away, moonbat.
Explosives melt steel? No, explosives blow shit up!
(ron paulyp, ron paulyp, ron paulyp)
woof.