John Hawkins keeps scooping everybody by giving a report on exactly what’s going on behind the scenes to bring back the immigration bill. Harry Reid just won’t rest until America’s borders are destroyed. I admire his conviction.
But why are some Republicans pushing for this bill when all it will do is make everyone hate them? Is it a cry for help? Have they been checked for depression? These are the questions the MSM just won’t ask.
We need Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle .50!!
Amnetsy Bill -> The Velvet Army Ant of destructive legislation.
It’s really hard to find legal housekeepers, landscapers, pool-boys and nannys that will work for less than $5 an hour.
We can hardly expect our public officials to spend too much on servants. They need their millions for expensive cigars, vacations and hookers.
Maybe they aren’t really Republicans. Maybe at one of those swell liberal soirees in DC they were kidnapped and their brains filled with drugs and lib drivel until they were sock puppets for the left – becoming just a flimsy shell of Republican illusion on depths of Democrat slime.
We ought to use the ballot box to put them out of their pathetic misery.
I think it’s past time to clean house, literally. Congressmen on both sides of both houses need to go. There could be a few survive but on the whole it’s time for these people to come back to the real world.
It is also time to stop their golden parachute retirement. Let’s see them live on social security and see how long it takes to fix that and medicare/medicade.
Lobbyists also need to become an endangered species. Lets send them to the Middle East as “observers”. They could let us know how that works for them, say a decade from now. Valerie Plame and her hubby could run the program, they’re pretty good at pointing their fingers and whining (otherwise know as diplomacy)
Of course that would set our relations back about a thousand years but since those folks over there want to live in the fourteenth century it might not be so bad.
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Obviously this Bill is not mortal. Harry Reid made a pact with the devil using the blood of aborted infants.
There is only one way to Kill this Bill:
1)Drive a stake cut from a lightning-struck oak through it.
2)Burn it.
3)Mix the ashes with Holy Water to prevent its resurrection.
Writer, are you sure those aren’t the instructions for getting rid of Hillary?
Repulicans don’t understand the meaning of the word ” no “.
Would you like to donate to the RNC today?
Won’t Rudy be great for the future of the party?
A new layer of Medicare / wellfare will make old peopla for us, right?
It’s like they’re stupid or something.
Repulicans don’t understand the meaning of the word ” no “.
Would you like to donate to the RNC today?
Won’t Rudy be great for the future of the party?
A new layer of Medicare / wellfare will make old people vote for us, right?
It’s like they’re stupid or something.
“Paging Dr. Jack, …Dr. Jack Kevorkian, …Please report to Capital Hill, …Sen. Jack Kevorkian”
/ Harry Reid soils his Depends®