Fred Thompson isn’t some hippie that worries about his “carbon footprint.” He has twenty-five gas-guzzling cars that can combine in groups of five to form five giant gas-guzzling robots that can all combine to form one even bigger, even more gas-guzzling robot which then transforms into a car which Fred Thompson drives to the corner store to pick up a quart of milk.
Please don’t confuse a good old boy like Fred with the D.C. crowd. That’s 25 pick up trucks not cars! Them Tennessee folks don’t worry much about gasoline -when they need fuel they just pour a jug or two of that “good old mountain dew” into the gas tank.
And when needed those gas guzzlers will transform back to give you an ass-whoopin if you are acting like a homo or somthin’
Now all we need is an owning robot name, (more owning than, say Thompsonotron (best I could do on short notice))
And every one of them is red!
So Fred is intentionally wasteful, hates Planet Earth and wants more kids to get asthma from car pollution? What a loser. Good thing the polluter a**hole he can’t win.
More proof that tree-huggers have no sense of humor. They don’t realize Fred fuels all those vehicles for a month from his output from one TexMex meal (his doctor- and the ICE folks- made him give up Mexicans as food).
I hear that the seats are upholstered in leather made from whiney treehuggers & hippies
Why would Fred Thompson have go to the store to buy milk? It seems more likely he would just have the milk people hand deliver it by sheer force of will!
I’m coming to Boise tomorrow. YAY! Maybe I’ll see you…if you ever leave home that is.
When Fred orders a steak they bring out the whole cow. Fred cuts off what he wants and then rides the rest home.
Twenty-five cars? It’s like Voltron squared!
Gotta agree with Spartan Phalanx on this one. I’m pretty sure wise men follow a star to Fred Thompson’s house, bearing gifts of milk, among other things.
Spartan Phalanx,
“Why would Fred Thompson have go to the store to buy milk?”
He just glares at a cow.
Fred says “If’in they are Fossil Fuels” let’s get to make’in more fossils!
The last hippie to ask Fred about his “carbon footprint” was punched in the stomach and as he lie there gasping for air, Fred put his size 13 ADIDAF (all day I dream about Fred)shoes on his face and asked if that is what he meant??
And just to piss PETA off …Fred has a Racoon tail on his antenna!!! The racoon donated it!
Fred Thompson CAN get milk from a bull.
That’s just bull.
omg you guys are totally wet for fred. try & contain yourselves
Well see now, I have to vote for Fred Thompson. I was torn between him and Optimus Prime because I kept asking myself, “who has the interest of giant robots in mind”. Well Fred you can count on me.
Why does Fred need to go to the corner store to get milk? Because when Jeri says “Fred, go get some milk”, he doesn’t ask any questions.