MALIBU, CALIFORNIA (AP): Hillary Clinton was placed into an ambulance at her home late Thursday after a post-caucus standoff that lasted nearly three hours.
Aerial footage from KTLA-TV showed the former First Lady being lifted in a gurney into an ambulance. It was unclear where she was being taken. Police were called to the residence around 8 p.m., when neighbors reported breaking glass and screams of “But it’s my House damn it!” Anonymous sources are quoted as saying that at the time of the incident Clinton was under the influence of one of the most powerful narcotics known to man–self-delusion.
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Does this mean that we can expect a come-back video from her, showing a lot of cleavage?
arghhhhhh!
my eyes just melted!!!!!
are you sure it wasn’t the sutures from her extreme facelift blowing out?
She was a bit better at the end of the ride, and got out of the ambulance on her own. There are pictures. And no, you don’t want to see those pictures.
OMGosh . . . you’ve scarred me for life with that picture. She looks like the creature who eats children under bridges . . . more so with the photoshop. Maybe she does; her being a strong supporter of pre-natal infanticide.
ochagirl , you ain’t seen nothing yet 😉
Why did I choose to read more? WHY?!?!?!!!
Cadet . . . Imma gonna poke my eyes out now. But the images will still linger. x_x;
ochagirl, that’s NOT photoshopped.
actually, i took out most of the stretch marks, vericose veins, and liver spots — i can provide an untouched up photo if the public demands it
Thank you!
Several caucus jokes come to mind, but I’ll refrain.
Yes, if this weren’t a family site, I might do a post with the headline “Iowa results remove all doubt: Hillary has lost interest in caucuses”
Big caucus turnout in Iowa
Hillary loses caucus, Bill’s is OK, though.
Obama bigger in caucus than Hillary.
Even Edwards bigger in caucus than Hillary.
Iowa caucus leaves bad taste in Hillary’s mouth
yikes, we’re both going to get banned if sarahk catches wind of this
Iowa caucus. The other white meat.
Hillary’s aura of invincibility penetrated by Iowa caucus.
RAAAAALPH!!!
And the pics of Hillary on that body aren’t so hot, either.
“Iowa caucus leaves bad taste in Hillary’s mouth”
Bill had the same effect on the White House interns…
Tough for Hillary to swallow caucus results.
heh heh heh heh
He said caucus
Man, that’s just cruel. I had forgotten why I never click when you have a “Read More” button.
Sooner or later Cadet, I’ll find you and you will no longer be Cadet Happy. You will be Cadet Most Unhappy.
Bastid.