CBS ran this headline “In Iowa, Dems Vary On Style, Not Substance” which tells me that they’re having trouble telling the Democrat candidates apart.
Maybe it’s because the Dems are all tax & spend socialists. Maybe it’s because people who work at CBS are retarded (“These memos are a slam dunk, Dan! Don’t back down!”).
Either way, I thought I’d offer this brief & handy pictoral guide to the Democratic Candidates:








Hope that helps.

“Blackie”?
rotflmao! Seriously, though, zombietime has a nice collection of Hillary photos, almost any of which would be suitable for the elevated political discourse to which you aspire!
Backie?!? Brownie? Boobies!?!
Priceless! Great job!
Why is it that any post with the word “boobies” in it is going to draw a laugh, or in my case a huge laugh.
This clears everything up! I think I’ll vote for Brownie or Blackie. It’d be fun name calling for four years.
Harvey,
Very nice alliteration on the letter “b”, though I think I’d have used a different “b-word” for Hillary.
Silky and the seven bs-ers.
I’m confused. You show Hillary as “Boobies” but that really describes them all.
For the sake of brevity we could just call them The Seven Dwarfs and The Evil Queen.
But no, that’s still confusing – The Evil Queen could be Hillary or John Edwards.
We need one of these for the Republicans too, though the one for Fred Thompson can simply say “Awesome”.
no boobies
Black people scare me.
Gotta agree with bigdogdaddy. The last thing I think of – or wish to think of – when looking it Hitlary is “boobies.” Although it was very funny.
Richardson (“Brownie”) is so flabby his man-boobies are probably scarier than Hillary’s. And there’s gotta be a funny Edwards boobie joke floating around here that hasn’t come out yet.
LOL, Harvey. But, Her Thigness is now refered to as “Boobies?” I thought she had ’em cut off to please Bill.
Anyone else find it somewhat telling that Breck-girl Edwards is the only one who felt the need to have the American flag as a backdrop?
Of course, we expect it from Barry-O & Hillary can’t seem to keep flags from fleeing her presence.
Actually, I think Richardson has bigger boobies than Shillary.
Harvey, of all the Hillery pictures, I have to add that one with a swastika armband or maybe a hammer and sickle hat would have shown her in better form. Showing this as is alludes to a feminine attribute, which is kind of inaccurate.
Sorry but you got one wrong.
Gravel should say Smexy.
I would like to change his diapers.Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Edit for #18
I meant to say Besmexy.
Still want to be his wet nurse though XD
Q: What has eight boobs and two breasts?
A: The Iowa Democratic Ballot
OK, exhelodrvr gets high praise from me for that comment.
Wouldn’t Bill “Chunkystyle” Richardson be better suited to “Boobies”? What with his matronly cleavage and all.
If that woman has boobies, they are saggy boobies!