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  1. Once upon a time there was this right winger and
    he went outside to check his mailbox and there was a
    horse fly out there and he started to panic. He was
    crying and rolling on the ground in fear.
    Soon all his neighbors were laughing at him
    so he ran back and inside and didn’t come out for
    three days. The next day when he went outside the
    horse fly was there and it bit him. The end.

  2. And what? Did Black Manta put the Germans up to this horrendous deed? And will he eat the little smelts when they return to Earth? Is this a secret plot to ruin Aquaman once and for all? Is Aquaman dead? How will Aquaman answer this insidious crime?
    Stay tuned for the continuing s~a~g~a of Black Manta, aka, “Squid, it’s what’s for dinner.”

  3. Fish in Space, or was that pigs?
    Speaking of Aquaman, my brother asked me the other day if I realized that he and Spongebob Squarepants had the same super powers.
    I know, that also has nothing to do with the price of brussel sprouts.

  4. Clever, PeaceNinja, for someone with a broken keyboard and incomplete grammer, it’s surprising that you got those italics to work, in lower case, no less. That means you also know how to CUT-and-paste. Definitely Ninja methods. But your name is wrong; it should be “BlogNinja.”

  5. No worries. The fish are actually cybornetic organisms.
    Fish with glowing red eyes, poly-alloy chassis skeletons, and CPU minds of 64 MB.
    Hey, the fish has more processing power than the candidates running for election! Plus a stronger spine.
    Vote fish ’08. VP is a gastropod with 16 MB of ram and a memipolyalloy shell. 0 – 60 millimeters in one minute. The shell can mimic any opponent it has contact with.
    Almost as scary/ridiculous as what is left for options?

  6. Good to know the Europeans’ space program is about as pointless as our own.
    This is actually the Germans’ fourth attempt to launch fish into space, and the first attempt since the disastrous events covered in “The Rise and Fall of The Third Pike”.

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