The same people who conspired to blow up the WTC and blame it on Saudis to get in a war with Iraq are now plotting to take Ron Paul’s congressional seat. We can’t let this stand!
The same people who conspired to blow up the WTC and blame it on Saudis to get in a war with Iraq are now plotting to take Ron Paul’s congressional seat. We can’t let this stand!
Oh. My. God. QUICK LOVECASHDONATEBOMB!
This is a tin foil alert, level 3! Man your IT departments and dip into mom’s rainy day jar!
He’s a Jew, ain’t he? Peden is some kind of Jew name! And you blew us off when we said there was an all powerful Jewish lobby. Who’s laughing now, huh? HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nah – Peden is a Scottish name. It’s a Scottish-Jewish conspiracy. The net widens….
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Who’s Ron Paul?
#5 – Posted by: None on February 11, 2008 03:00 PM
Who’s Ron Paul?! He’s only the greatest American since the blessed and glorious prophet Thomas Jefferson!!!!
“And Jefferson descended the mountain of Monticello and spoke unto America these words ‘Blessed are those who keep the constitution and all its words. But those who forsake the constitution shall wonder the desert for eternity.’ Then Jefferson spoke these words: ‘I am returning to the blessed mountain of Monticello. You shall wonder without a leader for 186 years until the blessed Ron of Paul comes forth from the heavens to deliver you from evil.’ And Jefferson descended to the top of Monticello on a golden chariot.”
“Jefferson descended”
O, Jefferson, forgive me for corrupting thine blessed scripture!! Ascended!
#6 – Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 11, 2008 03:10 PM
Huh-LARIOUS! RON PAUL!! RON PAUL!! PON RAUL!!!1!!!!!!11
#4 – Posted by: Mike
Nice Simpsons reference. Also, did you know that they have Secret Service gaurding the Jefferson Memorial around the clock to keep Ron Paul from making sweet, sweet love to it again?
#9 – Posted by: juggernaut on February 11, 2008 03:33 PM
Yes, this is true. Although he was not himself gay, Jefferson that there was room for all in the blessed realm of America. Jefferson would of course be saddened if he saw that no longer does anyone offer him their firstborn son as an offering.
So what happens to all the unused presidential campaign funds? Perhaps Ron Paul could use them to campaign for his house seat. Or buy a fleet of Zeppelins, a small island and secede from the US, or do both.
RON PAUL!! RON PAUL!! RON PAUL!!
#9 – Posted by: juggernaut on February 11, 2008 03:33 PM
I did know that. Sad. There’s nothing wrong with man-on-statue action.
#9:
I swear, every day someone around here has to go and create a mental image that causes me to make a roll for a sanity check. It’s like reading the Necronomicon, but funnier!
actually Ron Paul is mentioned in the Necronomicon by name!
Haven’t you heard of “The Necronomicon Codes”? They predict many things….in retrospect, including Ron Paul.
Conspiracy to steal RP’s seat? ….
OK WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS RATTED? I swear! We cant even run a decent conspiracy to hijack a senate seat anymore! How in the HELL can we steal another Presidential election if we cant even steal a senate seat? You guys need to get your collective fecal material together and get with the program.
I suspect he’ll use the funds to spruce up his newsletter; things like bold text rants and more colorful, eye-catching swastikas.
Ron Paul: When He Says He’s for the Little Guy, He’s Referring to Himself
Ron Paul: The Only Good Black is Don Black
The Horse Fly
Down in the south in the big ol’ south
there was a crazy horse fly
and he would buzz and he would sting
any dumb right winger he saw
and they would scream and they would cry
because that mean horse fly be a bitin
oh these men were so scared they’d run around
their screams were so loud and girly
that their wives busted out laughin
later these wives divorced their right wing
men that were so scared of that fly
and kept half of their money.
18…. If you’re going to post your “creative” efforts at least have the self respect to make them creative, and not appear as if some 12 yr old threw it together in 2 seconds.
I think you need to keep mental maturity in mind, Troy. They certainly won’t.
Isn’t it odd that the normal Trolls du jour are conspicuously silent, but now we have Pete Seeger’s more talented protege to woo us?
Loved the typo in the original article…”lose”, instead of “loose” – it was very fitting.
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
#4 – Posted by: Mike on February 11, 2008 02:59 PM
“The problem with Scotland is that it’s full of Scots!”
JUST SO YOU KNOW
BUSH SAYS MCCAIN IS TRUE CONSERVATIVE.
THAT MEANS YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT TRUE CONSERVATIVES – YOU ARE LOSERATIVES!
HA HA HA FUNNY WORD LOSERATIVES = FUNNY = YOU
“It’s like reading the Necronomicon, but funnier!”
#13 – Posted by: Master Shake on February 11, 2008 03:58 PM
First of all, this should be IMAO’s new slogan.
Second of all, have you read the Necrominicon? Its pretty funny… though that might just be the madness sinking in.
Good. Marks a real transition in the Republican party. I’m sick an tired of these small government Republicans always interfering.
With McCain winning and people like Arnold as governors, the Republican party will truly be transformed away from being a bastion of crazy religious superstitions and rednecks. It will finally embrace environmental regulation, gun control, tolerance on social issues, a responsible tax rate that helps the poor and makes the rich pay their fair share. Oh and of course it will finally embrace open borders like the rest of the country.
It will finally embrace environmental regulation, gun control, tolerance on social issues, a responsible tax rate that helps the poor and makes the rich pay their fair share.
AKA, Socialism. And that never fails!
Just so you know, Frank J.
GAZE
AlanAB….zzzz
IMAO…..GAZE
[It’s like he’s trying to cast a spell from the first Final Fantasy game. -Ed.]
Anyone else think it would be the height of awesomeness to take a shit on a recently dead marines headstone?
All your replies…..GAZE
Wow. Apparently we need to shun you more.
Frank,
Please don’t ban the random letter/symbol generator. It is less annoying and makes more sense then the trolls have lately.
#16- No offense meant, but Ron Paul is not a Senator. While we have our share of crazy in the Lone Star State, collectively we are not so retarded that we would send RP to the US Senate.
Sorry, #15