I wonder if someone came up with the idea of whiteboards hundreds of years ago but wasn’t able to act on it since he lacked a way to effectively communicate the idea to others.
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Power point. How did they ever come up with power point, without a presentation to demonstrate its use? Without power point skills, how did we ever know who was management material, and who was not?
I prefer crayons. Bright ones. People always pay attention if you use words drawn in pastel colored crayons.
If that doesn’t work I use sock puppets. Very affective when talking to liberal college professors.
“Hello professor, I’m George Bernard Shaw, and I’m a self centered, egotistic, moron. You shouldn’t make Richard read any more of the drivel I wrote.”
As an engineer, you must know it’s a matter of “bootstrapping”, Frank.
First, you flop around on the floor of a crowded room full of engineers, or on the ground outside a comic book store. When the engineers notice (which should only take a day or so), you can use that opportunity to ask one of them for a mechanical pencil out of his shirt pocket. Then you use the back of your hand to draw a piece of paper.
You can figure out the rest, I think.
But the initial flopping around is the key.
Power point. How did they ever come up with power point, without a presentation to demonstrate its use? Without power point skills, how did we ever know who was management material, and who was not?
…and Internet chat rooms were even more boring when you were the only one in the room.
I wonder how long we will be allowed to call them whiteboards.
I prefer crayons. Bright ones. People always pay attention if you use words drawn in pastel colored crayons.
If that doesn’t work I use sock puppets. Very affective when talking to liberal college professors.
“Hello professor, I’m George Bernard Shaw, and I’m a self centered, egotistic, moron. You shouldn’t make Richard read any more of the drivel I wrote.”
As an engineer, you must know it’s a matter of “bootstrapping”, Frank.
First, you flop around on the floor of a crowded room full of engineers, or on the ground outside a comic book store. When the engineers notice (which should only take a day or so), you can use that opportunity to ask one of them for a mechanical pencil out of his shirt pocket. Then you use the back of your hand to draw a piece of paper.
You can figure out the rest, I think.
But the initial flopping around is the key.
That reminds me of the ad I saw for adult literacy classes… in the newspaper.
Oh, and isn’t it typical how whiteboards replaced “boards of color,” I mean, chalkboards. The white man is always keeping the green man down!
You’ve been much funnier since you got your new job!
I prefer honkyboards or crackerboards. Then again, when I was a kid, all we had were blackboards, and nobody thought to call them jiggaboards.
How about waterboards? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition …
Yeah, but back then blackboards used to do a lot of hard work. We didn’t know that whiteboards worked with less effort and with less mess.