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  1. The U.S. signed the “Outer Space Treaty” in 1967 which banned the placement of any WMD’s in orbit.
    If you wanted to make China fear the US, we could cancel that treaty and place an advanced FOBS there (Fractional Orbital Bombardment System). The Soviets actually developed FOBS in the 1960’s minus actual warheads.
    A modern FOBS would not have to involve nuclear weapons.
    Just a not-very-funny response to your ‘random thought,’ Frank.

  2. Fess up Frank. You wrote a random thought generator for your computer to post things while you work at your new job.
    The only reason it passes the Turing Test is because we are expecting for such a low level of intelligence in these random thoughts.

  3. Shooting a gun through the Earth would unleash the demons of Hel…oh yea…Hillary is already on the loose and running for President. Never mind…nothing we could possibly do could ever be scary again! I will never see another scary movie! She’s ruined me for life! The Exorcist was like watching Bugs Bunny! Every new “horror flick” I now rent is sooooo lame! I just compare it to answering my door after dark and having her standing there having just risen straight from Hell…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  4. No, no, no… you’ve got it all wrong. The project creates a series of minor tectonic jolts at individual points on one side of the earth and waits for them to converge on the other side. It’s like droping ten pebbles into a placid lake at ten different points with the ripples converging at the exact same point at the center of the lake. (In this case, China…)
    We had a hell of a time getting the timing down on this one… Thank God for the Hubble space micro… (ahem) telescope. (Like that lens problem was an accident… lots of laughs here at the office on that one…)
    I’d give my left nut to find out who the leak at the company is. I’m starting to think that they’re on to us.
    I suspect this guy..
    http://meanestbear.com/bear/govt.html

  5. “The Exorcist was like watching Bugs Bunny!” (compared to Hillary Clinton) -ussjimmycarter
    Man, you’ve had some bad dreams there, my Minnesota friend. Wake up! Cast her off (out?)! It’s almost over.
    (Ding-dong. Opens door. Hillary in shorty-shorts with bulging cellulite thighs and trailing, bounching butkus. Smiling. Looking straight into ussjimmycarter’s horrified eyes…)

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