It’s nice to know it’s not just our nitwits hand wringing over where things went wrong in Iraq; apparently terrorists in al Qaeda have for a while been trying to figure out where they went wrong and lost things in Iraq. I’m guessing things started to go downhill when they pissed off America. Or you could trace it back further to when al Qaeda decided to adopt insane religious beliefs. If they just stuck to their original charter of being an improv comedy troupe, al Qaeda would be doing much better today.
Haha, yeah i wonder if they woulkd be better than mad tv?
In a fight between Aquaman, oops, I mean al-Qaeda and the United States military, the jihadist camel-sniffers quickly learn that having Allah on one’s side is meaningless when exposed to superior American tactics and firepower.
That was just cruel. Somewhere, Aquaman is crying.
Whose Jihad is it Anyway? with your host, Drew al-Qari.
Well, John “Traitorous Scumbag” Kerry losing in 2004 probably didn’t help them any….
The terrorists knew it was time to throw in the head towel when their primary supporter (The New York Times) began hemorraging subscribers.
The “dead-tree media” is now just the “dead media”.
I think it was when they adopted the tactic of blowing themselves up.
You have to admit that Comical Ali was a tough act to follow.
But we never got to nuke anyone!
I’d say Al Queerda screwed up when they:
– Thought fighting America would be as easy as fighting the Russians
– Rallied behind a drowned rat looking pedophile
– Ignored the lessons of WWII wherein a fully loaded Germany with a mass murdering maniac named Hitler in charge could Not demoralize the spirit of the English. Nor could the Japanese make any headway with Kamakazies in the sense of “winning a war”. It just pissed us off to the point where we Nuked Them. The same will happen here if the islamaniacs are able to pull off another mass murder event in the USA. Starting with Iran and President Macktruck Arachnid, moving on to Syria and all points East, West, North and South as necessary. Unless a Dem actually is in the White House, then it’ll have to wait for 4 years or less.
– Maybe
Obama is nice:
http://friendfeed.com/rooms/obamamania
I remember an article on the web about how they make bottle openers in Australia from Kangaroo Scrotums. Obamamania should investigate as a job opportunity as the lead “Scrotum Stretcher” on the assembly line…
No can do. We have to save those jobs for people like you.
Did you visit and learn?
http://friendfeed.com/rooms/obamamania
No can do. We have to save those jobs for people like you.
Did you visit and learn?
http://friendfeed.com/rooms/obamamania
Hey, it’s not just a bot. I thought it was a bot. Probably thinking monkey thoughts.
But we never got to nuke anyone!
#10 – Posted by: belisariusx on May 28, 2008 09:41 PM
It ain’t over till Little Boy and the Fat Man sings!
Frank J.: If they just stuck to their original charter of being an improv comedy troupe, al Qaeda would be doing much better today.
Pat: They have a short fuse. When you laugh at them, they blow up at you. They don’t play well with others. When their sense of humor comes at you at the speed of boom, I personally duck, so I miss their sense of humor. Thank Yahweh and Jesus, their sense of humor misses me also.
After losing repeatedly to the Israelis, the arabs decided that thay were not adequately fanatical. After that correction they still lose, maybe they will just realize what everybody already knows, that they suck.
Step 1. Invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.
Step 2. If the UN, Democrats, Hollywood or the ACLU complain, see Step 1.