I fear that in the future hobos will have jetpacks and ray guns. People think technological progress is great, but not always.
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After jet packs and ray guns are made illegal by the Dems, hobos and other criminals will be the only ones with jet packs and ray guns. Time to develop a plan to hide a set in your basement for the two to three months it takes the libs to outlaw them.
I can understand not wanting them to have ray guns, but jet packs?
Haven’t you ever seen Mel Brooks’ “History of the World Part I”?
Specifically, King Louis and his skeet shooting scene.
Talk about a target rich environment.
But, by the time that happens, Hobos will be to jetpacks and ray guns as normal people are to teleporters and cloaking devices – if you believe Gene Roddenberry. (I know, “He’s dead, Jim.”)
The ray guns will be fake and the jet packs will have 20 mph speed limits imposed. Because of the global climate change crisis you know.
There will be fines for anyone operating a jet pack without all 97 safety belts attached.
After jet packs and ray guns are made illegal by the Dems, hobos and other criminals will be the only ones with jet packs and ray guns. Time to develop a plan to hide a set in your basement for the two to three months it takes the libs to outlaw them.
…but by that time, Glenn Reynolds will be packing hobo-seeking flechette missiles, so it all evens out.
I think it’s pretty likely – most hobos I see wear Nike shoes and have cell phones.
I hear that California is trying to make it legal for hobos to marry!
I can understand not wanting them to have ray guns, but jet packs?
Haven’t you ever seen Mel Brooks’ “History of the World Part I”?
Specifically, King Louis and his skeet shooting scene.
Talk about a target rich environment.
#4 – I laughed even more for that one than for the carbon belch site. Good show!
But, by the time that happens, Hobos will be to jetpacks and ray guns as normal people are to teleporters and cloaking devices – if you believe Gene Roddenberry. (I know, “He’s dead, Jim.”)
The ray guns will be fake and the jet packs will have 20 mph speed limits imposed. Because of the global climate change crisis you know.
There will be fines for anyone operating a jet pack without all 97 safety belts attached.
lol!!!!
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