The Huffington Post is getting a Webby Award, and for no discernably sane reason, all acceptance speeches are limited to 5 words.
Let’s do it:
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- Like Kos, without the decency.
- Iraq! Bush! Warming! Racism! froth.
- Steaming trough of celebrity crapinions.
- Obama – black messiah – he’s Blesus!
- Reading story? HA! Autorefresh now!
- Comment doubleplusgood or be deleted.
- Was conservative, now socialist – turncoaterrific!
- Career over? Come blog here!
- News? Opinion? What’s the dif?
- Not “rumor”, just “currently unverified”.
- Red meat for leftist hyenas.
Pile on in the comments.
“Cheney has Flu” – CLOSE COMMENTS!!!
DO NOT QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM !!!!!!!!
Obama 2008: Shoot me now
HuffPo: Chock full of nuts!
Boooosh! Jooooos! Cheney! Rooooove! Eeeeeeevil!
Moonbats welcome – logic is unnecessary.
Our butts hurt; Bush’s fault.
Closed thread with dissenting opinions
Nuts, we left comments open.
Nuts, we left comments open.
Unbiased Opinion. FAIL!! Close Comments.
This thread like bad haiku.
(but hilarious)
“Thank you my fellow communists. COLUMNISTS, oh what a give away!”
*NAMBLA recruitment site (mental age)
*Al Qaeda America’s target audience
*Where brains go to die
*Cornering the tin foil market
*Hive of Scum and Villainy
So tolerant we must hate.
Still celebrating Ronald Reagan’s death.
Religion is dumb, worship Obama!
(Two parts)
Huffpo, what time is it?
Homophobe! Sorry, I meant 11:30.
…and again i say unity!
Actually created by Karl Rove!
Spare some change or hope?
A free speech black hole
Freedom sucks, elect Obama 2008
Communism is alive and well
Using your brain is forbidden
Truth? Run for your life!
HUffington Center for diseased minds
Got HuffPo? Don’t need reality…
Denial ain’t just a river
We’re all cuckoo for Obamapuffs
With five words? tooo easy…
Hope. Change. Chope. Hange. Wharrgarrble.
So I married a pansy.
Same accent as George Soros.
Bush Cheney Halliburton Masons Cabal
Failed 3rd grade don’t know what 5 is…yeah, I know that’s more than 5 words but “3rd” and “5” are numbers not words so technically, this works. Oh, and since the meaning of “is” is still in question, and therefore undefined, it doesn’t count as a word until such time as it is defined, at which point we’ll be able to appeal to the courts and have them make an exception since at the time I used the word, it didn’t exist. If necessary, patent applications from Al Gore claiming to have invented the word after this post was published will be provided.
No Talent Needed Here Either
Come Blog With Other Losers
Simple Minds Collect Together Here
Truth Never Gets In Our Way
Girly Men Always Welcome Here
Booosh Lied People Died…Really!
Huffing Posts. That is all.
Misleading articles since 2006. Yeah!
Digger think its real news.
So many suckers. Little time.
Fire bad. Obama good. Clinton.
Jeremiah Wright is our saint
Not without much liberal bias
Where gays love each other
Sucking off Obama every day
Truth Unknown To Us Always
Liars Welcome From Everywhere Always
Liberal Liars Awarded Always Every-Time
Face Lifts Welcome For All
Former Conservative Fakers Site
Liberal Male Feel Your Pain
Males Without Stones Welcome Always
Females With Stones Welcome Always
My turn to blow Obama!
Keith Olbermann is non-partisan
Still not crazy as DU
Observe beta male’s natural habitat.
only Conservatives can be racist
We live in Mom’s basement
What’s wrong with another Tax?
Hell no, we won’t go!
Sucking the teat of Mother Earth
Yes we can Drive Prius
We hate America too, Michelle
Exponentially more traffic than IMAO.
Unlike IMAO, we make money.
Like Pajamas Media, but successful.
Many words, few thoughts.
Incoherent, boring, self-absorbed, cute?
Braindead, vacuum, vortex, sucking sound.
Forebrain no have you too?
Foreskin no care you don’t.
MFL – My feelings, they remain unhurt.
Dead bandwidth, um, dead bandwidth.
Huffing and Puffing and Posting
(I actually laughed at myself.)
Can’t. Count. Past. Four.
I never read their crap.
Huffingcom Post: what me worry?
Come join the Bukkakobama revolution!
What comes out both ends same
Arianna says anything for money
Sour grapes from Green Acres
Backstabbing husbands like Teresa Heinz
We hate your freedom too
I dont either, Number 33.
submissive men read our blog.
But what about Danielle Crittenden?
You know if I had the kind of money this woman has I’d look that good too. Not to mention the personal trainer she probably has on retainer and the ability to eat all the fruits and vegges she wants because, hey she can afford it. Unlike the rest of us who can’t even afford to buy our kids apples to put in their lunches at 50 to 75 cents a piece. After all if we spend all our money on food what are we going to use to put gas in our cars? We can’t all hire drivers after all.
I’ll wager you look better than her, seanmahair.
If that’s a facelift she looks good. If it was a conservative gal would you speculate about whether she got one or not?