While there has been a lot of focus what a bad candidate Obama is, I don’t think there has been enough focus on how dumb his supporters are. I mean, McCain is a horrible candidate too, but there aren’t a bunch of people deluded into thinking he craps rainbows and pisses sunshine. It’s well known that McCain craps poo and pisses urine.
So how do we recognize if someone is one of these deluded Obama supporters?
SIGNS SOMEONE IS AN OBAMA SUPPORTER
* Blank stare.
* Unable to communicate complex thoughts.
* Fits of excitement followed by bouts of depression with no noticeable causes.
* Easily distracted by anything that is shiny or new.
* Defines political beliefs with vague, trite phrases.
* Irrational risk taking with finances.
* Submissive urination.
* Stupidity.
* Hates crackers.
If you realize someone is an Obama supporter, make sure to give him or her a new, shiny red ball to play with on election day. The person may be so distracted by the ball, he’ll forget to vote, or become so enamored with the ball that’ll he’ll vote for the ball instead as a write-in.
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class, ‘How many of you are Obama fans?’
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different? Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’ Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’ The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’ With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
‘That…would make me an Obama fan.’
“It’s well known that McCain craps poo and pisses urine.”
On conservatives.
Sigh.
If your political ideology required you to treat coprophagia with as much respect as the Democrat Party does, you’d imagine you were eating rainbows, too!
So who would the ball have as a running mate? If it were something else spherical then “Vote Balls in 2008” would be a great slogan.
Unrepentant terrorist.
Hate spewing preacher.
All the signs I posted above are actual sentiments from a guy I know.
*Thinks bathing would wash away the crust that protects one from the CIA’s mind control satellites.
*Has a seizure due to cognitive dissonance when trying to associate “United States” with “good”.
*Still isn’t proud of America.
*Eagerly awaits emptying the secret detention camps set up by BusHitler and then filling them with global warming deniers.
*Requires use of an EEG to prove that there is any brain activity (and the results are inconclusive).
Routinely loses tic-tac-toe matches with two-year olds.
*Is likely to take Jim Jones up on his offer to drink the tasty grape koolaid.
*Has been spotted in major US cities selling flower garlands.
*Believes that bad feelings are caused by the evil alien leader, Xenu.
Wears a turbin.
Belongs to the Hamas terrorist group or shares their ideals.
easily recognizable because they walk around carrying a bucket of koolaid and if you make a sensible suggestion or comment they pour the koolaid on top of your head.
Thinks ‘making history’ is easier than ‘knowing history’.
Born cold, wet, naked, hungry and ignorant; and it’s all been downhill for them from there.
Convinced to the very center of their being that: 1. They’re not responsible for anything they do.
2. They’re entitled to anything they want.
3. They’re justified in doing whatever it takes to get it.
4. They’re always right.
5. Whatever they say must be true, because they said it.
In short, they have the emotional maturity of a poorly trained 2 year old. Tell them there are snakes in the polling booth. It couldn’t hurt.
Slightly OT, but is your new ad for “defeat Obamunism” based on my previous post? (scroll down to the link “tell me what you think”
I want my Crazy Internet Monies!
You forgot “Hope!” and “Change!”