By PATRICK HEALY
Published: September 26, 2008
Senator John McCain’s campaign said Friday morning that he will attend tonight’s debate with Senator Barack Obama at the University of Mississippi, reversing his earlier call to postpone the debate so he could participate in the Congressional negotiations over the $700 billion bailout plan for financial firms.
I was going to sweep out and stock my unused y2k bunker this evening for the coming collapse of society, but now I guess i’ll have to put that off a few days
I was kinda hoping that Obama would be debating with McCains’ empty chair. The chair is silent. It just sits there, smug, silent, content, menacing. Obama has a nervous breakdown. THE CHAIR WINS!!
I’ve been waiting the entire campaign for the debates. Here’s where the grizzled old Maverick could really shine…. lets see……
I’m Barack Obama and I just have this to say. It doesn’t matter what I say. It’s HOW I say it. It’s the tone of my voice. It’s authoritarian. It’s hypnotizing. People can’t get enough of it. I could ask you all to jump off a cliff and you’d do it because it sounds right. Like it came from God, which it did. And so did I. Just words? Yes. Just words. But they convey my power. Over you.
(teleprompter fails)
Um, aaah… ah, it it it it, aa. McCain… Bush… era, aah… um…
(crowd smiles and nods. Isn’t he wonderful? Oh, yeah, baby.)
Obamuhhh peed himself when he heard that. Making it doubly embarassing, he shorted out his teleprompter when he did it.
When Cheney debated John Edwards in 2004 there was a great quote from someone whose name I can’t recall right now. A friend asked this person what was the best part of the debate. The answer: When the Skipper took off his hat and hit Gilligan over the head.
I expect that’s how it will look with McCain and Obama. Or hopefully even worse.
Here’s hoping Diebold makes teleprompters
I just wish I could be there in person to see this debate!!! If all goes well for McCain then we won’t have anymore debates. Obama will run from them, and Biden, well we have Sara Baracuda to take care of him!!!!!
I really dislike liberals as they forced McCain to attend this debate when his attention should be elsewhere. For those that do not know, the Presidential Debate Commission was threatening to hold a “Town Hall” style event with the audience asking Obama questions and Obama getting free air time to campaign to the American people. Hence, if McCain has any chance left to be elected president, he had to agree to debate tonight.
Quite despicable how much the liberals control.
Go get ’em, Johnny-Boy!
Just saw an interview with Palin and Katie Couric. Palin was clueless and sounded like a blathering idiot. Is it too late to get Romney back in?
Oh, no. The fake Romney supporters from Chicago are back. Obamuhhh must have bought some more crack with which to pay them.
I want to see the chair.
Actually they’ll probably be standing but tough!
Oh, and Palin a blithering idiot? Gee, ya think they might’ve edited some of that interview? Ya think?
No, really, do you think?
Me is for Mitt Romney in 2012 but if McCain-Palin can pull this off then that will be ok with me. If them no wins then I ready for Mitt victory in 2012.
While I could have been out shooting libs and greenies, now I must stay home. My taxes in this DEMONCRATIC CITY AND STATE are too high to afford TIVO or even a crappy cable DVR. However, I’m placing a bet (of the whole southside, hehe) that BHusseinO will commence with the old “See, I Am Just Like You, I am Black, I am from the South, and I Don’t Have a Law Degree or Friends in Illegitimate Places” accent, punctuated with closed eyes, “well’s,” “um’s,” and a few fairy hand chops. All in???
Even the conservative columnists are screaming http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDZiMDhjYTU1NmI5Y2MwZjg2MWNiMWMyYTUxZDkwNTE=
for Palin to BOW OUT. That’s right conservative columnists want this dumb bitch to get the f*ck out of the race. Take that Corono you blithering fool. I am so much smarter than you people it isn’t even funny. I shouldn’t even waste time stopping by here. You slimeballs are beneath me as is Palin. She is nothing.
No, you shouldn’t waste time stopping here. But then, you won’t get any more crack from Obamuhhh if you don’t keep trolling the sites of your betters.
Oh my. Remember Mike Huckabee. He has slammed McCain. “Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said Thursday that Sen. John McCain made a “huge mistake” by even discussing canceling the presidential debate with Sen. Barack Obama.”
Wow. Just wow. All the conservatives are turning on Palin. I saw another conservative columnist come out today and say Palin is really, really stupid.
Heard they are so scared at the McCain camp that Palin will find a way to back out of the debate. She’s not a feminist. She’s a phony. And even the conservatives no she’s dumber than a tube of lipstick.
Does anyone else notice how much the democrats are like the 07′ Patriots. Obama thinks he already has the presidency in the bag after he beats Hillary much like the pat’s tried to trademark 19-0 before they even played the SB. They have this idea they could never lose and this lowly NFC team could never beat them. It’s their year. It’s their destiny. In America as in football when you get to sure and full of youself people begin to hate you and that’s when the underdog strikes. “if you wanna crown Barack then crown em'”
Obama 18-1! He’s going down
OK, well, all things considered, MGD’s comments kinda sucked. Then again, IMAO is pretty good about give equal access to the ignorant and liberal insane. So, let’s see… free speech one one hand at IMAO, or shout-down, intolerance from the capuchin-screehing Left… ponder, ponder ponder… Nope, I’m still good with “MGD’s comments kinda sucked.”
Oh, and I think Vegas is giving better than even odds to the chair, 3-2 BO’s telepromter messes up and starts showing I Love Lucy reruns, which he’ll slavishly quote.
Romney would have been a better choice but Palin could get us there too. It’s still too early to see how things will shake out. There are a ton of conservative columnists bashing her and calling her stupid and ignorant and stuff but they are probably just looking for attention.
3-2 BO’s telepromter messes up and starts showing I Love Lucy reruns, which he’ll slavishly quote
Oh this will be good.
Q: Senator Obama, what is your plan for handling a nuclear Iran?
A: Vitameatavegamin
Q: Senator Obama, please tell us about your relationship to known domestic terrorist William Ayers.
A: Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!
Q: Senator Obama, tell us how you would solve the current financial crisis?
A: Ricky, can I be in the show? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
McCain will lose. Obama is incredible.
Obama is amazing, invincible, unstoppable, super intelligent, brilliant, forward thinking, talented, handsome and cool. McCain is old and his ideas are lame and outdate. Like most of you people here he has backwards and backwards thinking. You people are f*cking luddites who want to take us back in time. That\’s not going to happen because Obama\’s awesomeness is undeniable as all we soon see around the entire Planet Earth.
Eat sh*t and die jerkoffs for putting that freaky thing next to my good name!! You people are losers! Get a life! I can\’t wait until Obama stumps your party into the mud and we take over the white house.
Hold on there ThunderThor it’s time for me to take a little target practice.!!! Oh and by the way that freaky thing looks just like you.
Good gosh, Thor… too bad what you’re smokin’ is illegal in all 50 states. Why don’t you tune on over to wrestling, or Oprah reruns, you know, something your tiny troll brain can handle. Oh, and c’mon back. I’ll be running front on y’all (trolls) in order to keep you occupied while everyone else enjoys grown-up debate. It’s the least I owe Frank (well, and maybe some cash, but we’ll keep that on the Q.T., OK?) So, let’s play! I’m older, tricksier, and way more nasty than you’ll ever be. I won’t have to resort to four-letter words, either.