Are you ready to ruuuummmmbbbbllllleeeeee . . .

(AP — Biloxi, Mississippi) Senator Obama spent the day feverishly preparing for the presidential debate this evening.  Unidentified sources say Obama’s greatest concern is that the questions will veer away from foreign policy, the topic he memorized his lines for, to other areas such as the national and global economy.  Obama is a notoriously poor off-the-cuff public speaker.  In unrelated news, an Obama spokesperson indicated that the candidate has suddenly developed an acute astigmatism, and will be wearing glasses tonight.

3 Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.