(AP — Biloxi, Mississippi) Senator Obama spent the day feverishly preparing for the presidential debate this evening. Unidentified sources say Obama’s greatest concern is that the questions will veer away from foreign policy, the topic he memorized his lines for, to other areas such as the national and global economy. Obama is a notoriously poor off-the-cuff public speaker. In unrelated news, an Obama spokesperson indicated that the candidate has suddenly developed an acute astigmatism, and will be wearing glasses tonight.
McCain is going to destroy BO. After tonight even the liberals will be doubting Obama. This isn’t even a fair fight. I almost feel sorry for that clown from Illinois.
Psst…OXFORD, not Biloxi.
Shouldn’t that say are you ready to mumble, and stumble, and fumble, and stutter?