There is no sentence for stoning. If you die, that means you weren’t possessed by satan, therefore you will have a martyrs death. But the sentence for asking about the sentence is . . .
Couldn’t you at least find a different pile of rocks with which to stone us? Those are going to turn into pebbles pretty soon and, in my experience, pebbles are not very efficient for bludgeoning infidels to death.
How dare you question the manner in which the life is pummelled out of your infidel body — don’t you know that there is a limited supply of rocks to stone non-believers! If you had 1,000 joe bidens, we could take over the world! Tim-tsots Li Et Habeitsim Ha-seyrot!
You’re implying that Biden has an infinte supply of rocks in his head. You might be right!
May the maggots from a thousand camel pies grow in your nostrils.
i have eaten hundreds of camel pies, and not once have i come across a single maggot! not to mention, is like jungle growing out of my nose — no maggot could possibly hope to breach that hairy barrier — for even suggesting that i manscape, you must be homo . . .
Ah, sweet irony. I’m looking at an attractive Muslim woman on the single Muslim dot com site. Please don’t stone me. Beer me instead.
stay away from that muslim singles site — that’s where i got my first wife — things were great for the first 5 years, but when she hit 15, she grew a mustache and developed the body of earnest borgnine — and not the fit mchale’s navy borgnine — the fat poseiden adventure one
but for calling for alcohol . . .
how dare you invoke the name of the great defiler! me and my islamic brothers oppose all that satan stands for! we are the opposite of satan! would satan bomb a marketplace full of children and innocent civilians! no!
It’s Carnac, The Magnificent!
Johnny?
Ed. How dare you question my identity — the sentence — STONING!
durka durka durka durk
The sentence for speaking in tongues — STONING!
May a thousand flies suck the syrup off your short stack.
I like how you think, but the sentence for invoking the tool of the Great Satan, maple syrup — stoning!
As for the readers of this cursed blog, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Too late. They’ve been trolling here from Chicago for a few weeks now.
the sentence for believing in supernatural beings not sanctioned by mohammed . . .
over 10,000 votes? Did this site get hacked or something?
how dare you question the will of allah?!
Howdy, Allah. Will you appear before me if I open a bottle of Dr. Pepper?
That wasn’t very nice, Allah.
Nothing will get you stoned quicker than using the western medicine, or Irish Spring — both result in STONING!
So what’s the sentence for being stoned?
There is no sentence for stoning. If you die, that means you weren’t possessed by satan, therefore you will have a martyrs death.
But the sentence for asking about the sentence is . . .
zardoz is watching
average: 54489.17 out of 5 Lol
Something’s going on.
don’t you know that muslims invented math you western dog!!!!!!!!!!
the sentence for questioning my math skillz is
Allah totally looks like: The Iron Sheik
btw, what’s Nikolai Volkoff up to?
you have taken an unhealthy interest in my appearance, therefore you must be homo, therefore you must be
In my land they say two is a crowd, three is a party, and four or more is a mass grave — what a country!
Hey Allah!!! May you have rings on your fingers, bells on your toes and a bone up your wazzu!!!
these things you speak of are reserved for the martyrs in heaven!
“Sheik Allah Mode” – now why didn’t I think of that one?
I will never again be able to look at the Obama photo above without thinking “it lifts and separates!” (™ some IMAOer)
Kish Mein Touchess akbar!
I see that ACORN has “gotten out the vote” on this post….
All camels are equal, but some are more equal than others! Mohammed brings votes to the faithful! Moos airee wald dhroot!
Couldn’t you at least find a different pile of rocks with which to stone us? Those are going to turn into pebbles pretty soon and, in my experience, pebbles are not very efficient for bludgeoning infidels to death.
How dare you question the manner in which the life is pummelled out of your infidel body — don’t you know that there is a limited supply of rocks to stone non-believers! If you had 1,000 joe bidens, we could take over the world! Tim-tsots Li Et Habeitsim Ha-seyrot!
You’re implying that Biden has an infinte supply of rocks in his head. You might be right!
May the maggots from a thousand camel pies grow in your nostrils.
i have eaten hundreds of camel pies, and not once have i come across a single maggot! not to mention, is like jungle growing out of my nose — no maggot could possibly hope to breach that hairy barrier — for even suggesting that i manscape, you must be homo . . .
Ah, sweet irony. I’m looking at an attractive Muslim woman on the single Muslim dot com site. Please don’t stone me. Beer me instead.
stay away from that muslim singles site — that’s where i got my first wife — things were great for the first 5 years, but when she hit 15, she grew a mustache and developed the body of earnest borgnine — and not the fit mchale’s navy borgnine — the fat poseiden adventure one
but for calling for alcohol . . .
Um…
Hail Satan?
how dare you invoke the name of the great defiler! me and my islamic brothers oppose all that satan stands for! we are the opposite of satan! would satan bomb a marketplace full of children and innocent civilians! no!
