It’s making the rounds again. The parable that explains the tax system. It’s been credited to several people, mostly professors at UGA or U of South Dakota. But the earliest reference I can find is from 2002, and it credits Moon Griffon:
Suppose everyday, 10 men go to dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it were paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12; the ninth $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
The 10 men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” Now dinner for the 10 only costs $80.
The first four are unaffected. They still eat for free. Can you figure out how to divvy up the $20 savings among the remaining six so that everyone gets his fair share? The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33, but if they subtract that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man the sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meal.
The restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of $59. Outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man pointing to the tenth, “and he got $7!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!” “That’s true,” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks.” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor.”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short!
And that, boys and girls and politicians, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore. There are lots of good restaurants in Switzerland and the Caribbean.
There’s a message in there somewhere. I’m sure of it.
Shame you didn’t write it. It would’ve been great.
[It still was. – B]
Once again, a huge BRAVO, BRAVO!!! How many idiots are completely unable to understand this concept?
Answer: Just enough to elect Barack Hussein Obama
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FBAMA
So, Basil. TheRepublicanUnderground.Net. Content?
[There seem to be several Websites with content in line with Frank’s Republican Underground ideas. That’s why I went with a WordPress blogging system.
I’ll keep adding links to the site, and they’ll be in the blogrolls of any blog someone creates there.
I’m blogging at my little blog, as well as polluting IMAO with most of my stuff. I’ll be managing TheRepublicanUnderground.Net from behind-the-scenes, keeping it running for those that want to start their own blogs. – B]
Sounds like a possible script idea for King of the Hill or South Park.
Except that the punch line is: So they tracked the tenth man down and forced him to pay the entire bill.
Any person who uses the phrase “boys and girls” in an ironic fashion as this person has is a retard.
Any person who uses “retard” as an insult has a lower IQ than the people he mocks.
#7 Trish – Apparently, you have never read any of Sanjayrupta Pravati’s previous posts. He is consistently smart like rock. Funny like tree.
Please don’t tell me I have to stop using the term “libtard”.
Actually, Rush Limbaugh used this analogy back in 2000
[Like I said, it’s an old one. But still applicable to us today. Thanks for the info regarding the source. Not doubting Rush as a source, but I’m still unable to find any actual reference prior to the 2002 one I cited. If you have a link, please provide. – B]
The moral of the story is Don’t go to dinner with poor people – they will just beat you up in the end
Zo should make a video of this with him playing all ten parts…
TheRepublicanUnderground.Net. Content?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RUReadyWarRoom/ is still open as a private place for discussing RU business, and
the web pages I started are there for discussion/critique/edit as well. If yall are going with your own blogs instead then just say so.
I’m giving that group one week. If no one but Sulamie and I are interested, everything will be deleted on Saturday.
What can I say? I’m a conservative; I’ve got too many other things I should be doing.
Actually, I knew this as “Barstool Economics.” It replaced the meal with beer, which automatically makes it 63% better.
it still boggles my mind that he was actually voted into office. boggles.