Some people are worried that if Obama wins, he with the help of the Democrats in Congress will pass the Fairness Doctrine and apply it to the internet. I want to give you this guarantee, though, that even if threatened by fines, imprisonment, or violence, IMAO will never ever be fair.
Ever.
Let ’em try.
Like those SOBs are fair. Fairness doctrine is an oxymoron. Similar to the type of Moron that would vote for Obambi.
But what about Balanced? Medicated? Would you become those things Frank?
At least I can count on something today.
Fairness is for yellow-bellies. Balance would be okay, though.
By God. Never surrender.
Yeah! You tell ’em! I feel kinda defiant right now. Hippie punching defiant.
I would like to be the first to say something. This may be the only time in my life that I am first at anything so here goes. But first, I would like to offer a disclaimer of sorts. What I am about to say or ask or infer will not be fair.
Secondly, I would like to distance myself from my own statement so as not to appear radical or vindictive, or just an all out nut case. I am not sure how to do this so when I make this assertion please try to find some liberal way to justify why I should continue to exist.
The statement I am about to make is borne of cynicism but it may not actually be my own. It came to me as during the middle of the night and may have been intended for someone else, it’s just that I was awake and intercepted it. In fact I now believe that it was meant for someone else and I, an innocent bystander happened to glimpse it while it was in route to the intended receiver.
Ok. I’ll just blurt it out. I have no subtle way to move forward this dark accusation that I am about to make on someone else’s behalf so here goes.
You have seen the picture of the tear on the cheek by now. It’s been on Drudge and even in my local newspaper this morning and I’m in flyover country.
I can’t help but wonder if there isn’t a subtle manipulation for the timing. A last minute tear jerker that reveals the human, caring deep compasionate side of BO. Or, does it reveal a dark side of The One. A side more unimaginable than any right wing lunatic fringe nutcase blogger could ever have conceived of, and for what, a last minute bid for the sympathy vote?
This question will rank beside the all time leading questions of history. Who killed JFK or who killed JR, when they ask, “Did BO pull the plug on his own NaNa for a photo op”?
You’re a typical white person, Idaho Spud.
I’m really sorry. I couldn’t resist.
Every time I hear “Fox News – fair and balanced,” I wince.
A better slogan would be “Fox News – just the facts.”
Sure, you say now that IMAO will never be fair, but what will happen if the Obamatrons round you guys up and put you in the concentration ca–sorry, re-education centers?
So, the new slogan for IMAO is:
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Uncontrollable?
Spudsy,
It’s interesting that you accidentally intercepted that idea, as my big black carpool buddy (sorry, we want to have a bigger carbon footprint, but it’s expensive, so we carpool for now) had the same question. He actually asked if Barry might have kilt his gramma. Of course he is off the plantation and voting for the evil white guy. He often reminds me that BO is only half black, whereas he is black for reals, and thinks for himself.
Fair? Fair is where you get funnelcake!
Good on you, Frank!
I thought the timing of nana’s death was curious. I can’t imagine it was intentional…….I can imagine it may have happened earlier in the week and the release of information was manipulated.
As far as fairness, I think Frank is safe. After all, this is satire…..right?
The timing of Obama’s grandmother’s death is purely coincidental.
The cause, though, was, as suspected, from being thrown under a bus by Obama back in March.
Threw her under the bus and then pulled the plug on her!!! Shameless and then there is the brain cancer he gave to Ted Kennedy (to shut him up) and then the guns they put to Colin Powells head to make him choose the Messiah. Shameless just shameless!!! Well two out of the three of them anyway!!!!
So, the new slogan for IMAO is:
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Uncontrollable?
I would go with, Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Well-Armed
Or should that last one be “Un-Disarmed” to go with the whole, “un-” motif?
How about:
Unfair. Unbalanced. Well-Armed and Uncontrollable.
We remove the Unmedicated part because Frank may have to start drinking heavily once the new Fairness Doctrine is passed.
1. I am prepared to be as fair, as accurate, and as well-vetted as Kos and HuffPo.
2. Charles Schumer is a lying coward. I still remember his idea of fairness – during the Waco hearings.
3. I bet Obama’s single tear tasted like burning sulfur.
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Unblowupable.
How about Unfair, Unbalanced, Unmediated, Unchained.
Unchained is great for two reasons:
1) It was the name of “The Man in Black’s” best album.
2) And it will make a lot of sense to anybody that will have to spend time in the new government re-education camp
I’d prefer, “Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Unhinged.” But that would be me at the moment. It’s Hippie Clobbering Time!
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Unassimilated.
Idaho Spud wrote: “Did BO pull the plug on his own NaNa for a photo op”?
You racist cracker!
YES.
Duh.
Hmmmm – thinking that grandma’s passing was mercifully timed for not having to see nobama lose?
is that racist?
Frank, why does your writing inspire the conjuring up of images from “Red Dawn”?
Seriously, if that bunch of fly-over kids could take on Commies with guns, planes, and tanks, clearly IMAO and its faithful followers can take out a can of whip-a$$ on the limp-wristed, pansy-pants, toodle-brained liberals.
Maybe the new password should be “WOLVERINES!”.
Yes, in caps. Yes, with the exclamation point. (It may be all the excitement we get tonight.)
Taco sauce! And I was so looking forward to dictating what you write.
Drat. ;o)
ILoveMyFreedoms, It would have to be “WOLVERINES!!!” Need the extra Exclamation Points to really get the effect.
In keeping with the soon to be implemented Fairness Doctrine, I would like to present the other side of the debate:
The Fairness Doctrine is good. Very good. Look at it. Look closer. See how the Fairness Doctrine spins. It seems to get smaller and smaller, doesn’t it. It’s very appealing to look at. Doesn’t it make you feel calm to look at the Fairness Doctrine? Sure it does. Because the Fairness Doctrine is your friend. It will protect you. No, don’t look away…keep looking at it. You know you like to look at your friend the Fairness Doctrine. Very good. Very, very good. Now don’t you feel better after looking closely at the Fairness Doctrine. You bet. We all do. Now be sure to come back tomorrow and look at it some more. Good worker. Very good worker.
I heard today that Conservative talk radio = pornography.
Since the Supreme Court’s already determined that porno is protected by the 1st ammendment, If they come for you just post a few old Betty Page pin-up pictures and offer monthly memberships for $39.95 until they go away.
(Not that I’d know anything about that sort of thing! ‘harumph, harumph’).