Whenever some smug lefty says “Obama has a mandate”, pretend it’s a euphemism for a clandestine romantic homosexual evening on the town, and start giggling inappropriately.
I could try that, but I live in California, and Prop. 8 passed. For those of you that don’t know, Prop. 8 would overturn the ruling that the California Supreme Court made in May of 08 that legalized same-sex marriage. Which is kinda stupid, because it wasn’t “illegal” to be gay and married (if you could find a house of worship that would ordain it), but just that the state didn’t give you a free handout.
Fantastic! That’ll get the Pinheads riled. I think, no matter what the Pinheads that voted for Pinhead say, I’m just going to point at them and laugh uproariously. There is no debating the converted anyway, so I may as well enjoy myself.
I think you forget the best that’s yet to come. The next time you are panhandled at the supermarket or traffic intersection, just hand them a coupon that authorizes them to claim their reward from the increased taxes that I will be paying to help support them through Barack Obama. Now there’s hope you can believe in baby! I no longer have to give to charity!!!!
Punch a liberal? YES WE CAN! (sorry). What makes this all the funnier is the bar on the right pitching “I voted for Obama”. If that isn’t an advertisement for being decked, packed in a box and sent to Cuba, I don’t know what is!
I’d just like to say that my laugh only response to the Kool-Aid drinking Pinhead supporters worked effectively. I just sat there and laughed as Pinhead was lauded. The impotent, stuttering, screeching monkey anger response was enough to let me know that this is my course when confronted with these idiots from now on.
Never wrestle with a pig. They’ll just drag you through the mud and eventually you’ll realize the pig is enjoying it.
So 51% of the vote was the final tally? Yeah #24, I didn’t think he had exactly landslided (landslid?), and no-thanks to ACORN I’ll never be convinced that his win was legit.
Good advice #25. I remember reading…somewhere?…that bad guys like Hitler, etc. hated being laughed at or mocked, because they have no defense for it (must be why Obama & Co. have no sense of humor). It’s easy for them to shout back, silence, and/or imprison those who try to argue or present a serious opposing viewpoint, but being laughed at at ridiculed just deflates their power.
I’m totally on board with mocking and/or annoying the holy crap out of the party in power; give them a dose of their own medicine.
Like silently and passive-aggressively wearing a “Barackalypse” (™someone on another thread) tee-shirt, or maybe one with ” Global WarmingClimate Change Obama’s Energy Plan” would totally do it I bet.
Ya know what? It’s almost too bad that conservatives are the productive ones with jobs and actual responsibilities in this country. I could also really enjoy dropping out of society for the next four years and following Liberals around, being “in their face” an annoying pest.
#25 how did that work exactly? Were you in person, or was it just a series of LOL’s and ROFL’s online?
I could try that, but I live in California, and Prop. 8 passed. For those of you that don’t know, Prop. 8 would overturn the ruling that the California Supreme Court made in May of 08 that legalized same-sex marriage. Which is kinda stupid, because it wasn’t “illegal” to be gay and married (if you could find a house of worship that would ordain it), but just that the state didn’t give you a free handout.
*giggle* but What Would MichelleO Say?
You might, in fact, just want to punch the liberal, Harvey. Giggle and pretend they’re a hippie.
But I giggled appropriately at your suggestion.
For some reason, that last comment reminded me of Oprah.
Did Obama get his mandate through Bawney Fwank’s escort service?
…and ask him if he wants to watch Sarah CoRner CoRnicles in HD wilst eating a pound of fudge.
Fantastic! That’ll get the Pinheads riled. I think, no matter what the Pinheads that voted for Pinhead say, I’m just going to point at them and laugh uproariously. There is no debating the converted anyway, so I may as well enjoy myself.
Being reminded of Oprah is NOT a good thing, DC. But even your comment made me laugh. Something’s wrong here.
B A S I L !!!
Your Bizarro World is at it again.
Can I punch them and shoot them in the leg while screaming like Jack Bauer?
HA!
I am giggling inappropriately already.
But it is a euphemism for a clandestine romantic homosexual evening on the town!
Old and busted: on the down low (see def 3 here)
New hotness: mandate
Men don’t “giggle”. They gawffaw…they laugh… they chuckle… they snort… Only MetroSexuals and Homosexuals “giggle”… I shall never giggle!!!
I think you forget the best that’s yet to come. The next time you are panhandled at the supermarket or traffic intersection, just hand them a coupon that authorizes them to claim their reward from the increased taxes that I will be paying to help support them through Barack Obama. Now there’s hope you can believe in baby! I no longer have to give to charity!!!!
Punch a liberal? YES WE CAN! (sorry). What makes this all the funnier is the bar on the right pitching “I voted for Obama”. If that isn’t an advertisement for being decked, packed in a box and sent to Cuba, I don’t know what is!
Wow!! and I wasn’t even aware he had a mancrush.
“Mancrush” – LOL. As in Michelle?
What the hell is the difference between a hippie and a liberal?
Hippies are poor, and liberals are — somewhat — rich.
Perfect!!!!
Hilarious!!!
Thank You…needed that.
I was giggling like hell over that one, Harvey, until I realized we’re all going to takin’ up the A$$
This post was inspired by hearing 6 uses of the word “mandate” in one radio news story.
I suppose the proper on-line response is to leave comments saying “Obama is dating men?” on nearly every Kos & HuffPo post.
And here I though 51% was NOT a mandate. I guess that extra percent made all the difference.
I’d just like to say that my laugh only response to the Kool-Aid drinking Pinhead supporters worked effectively. I just sat there and laughed as Pinhead was lauded. The impotent, stuttering, screeching monkey anger response was enough to let me know that this is my course when confronted with these idiots from now on.
Never wrestle with a pig. They’ll just drag you through the mud and eventually you’ll realize the pig is enjoying it.
So 51% of the vote was the final tally? Yeah #24, I didn’t think he had exactly landslided (landslid?), and no-thanks to ACORN I’ll never be convinced that his win was legit.
Good advice #25. I remember reading…somewhere?…that bad guys like Hitler, etc. hated being laughed at or mocked, because they have no defense for it (must be why Obama & Co. have no sense of humor). It’s easy for them to shout back, silence, and/or imprison those who try to argue or present a serious opposing viewpoint, but being laughed at at ridiculed just deflates their power.
Nunya, precisely the train of thought that shaped my new gameplan.
Nunya – I wrote about that very topic here:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/031077.php
B.O. on the downlow?
I’m totally on board with mocking and/or annoying the holy crap out of the party in power; give them a dose of their own medicine.
Like silently and passive-aggressively wearing a “Barackalypse” (™someone on another thread) tee-shirt, or maybe one with ”
Global WarmingClimate ChangeObama’s Energy Plan” would totally do it I bet.Ya know what? It’s almost too bad that conservatives are the productive ones with jobs and actual responsibilities in this country. I could also really enjoy dropping out of society for the next four years and following Liberals around, being “in their face” an annoying pest.
#25 how did that work exactly? Were you in person, or was it just a series of LOL’s and ROFL’s online?
i want to make a “Don’t blame me, i voted for Cheney!” and a “F### the Rainforest – Build More WAL-MARTS!” bumper stickers.
thats the best i could come up with to piss off hippies.
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