It would be so awesome if this were true. Of course, when I was a kid, I always imagined the first black president’s catchphrase would be, “I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber!”
It would be so awesome if this were true. Of course, when I was a kid, I always imagined the first black president’s catchphrase would be, “I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber!”
What’s better is that Obama is urging us all to follow Lincoln’s example, so I went to a new town and wrestled a guy, but I’m having a hard time coordinating my own assassination at the hands of extremists.
Hussain’s advisors are a bunch of idiots, “Mama mia, where’s-a mah pizza?!” Thats what I would say if I were the first black president. Everybody loves pizza!!!!!!!!!!
“We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”
Sorry, but I couldn’t get to the punchline. That was all I could think of after the first half of the quote.
I always imagined the first black president’s catchphrase would be, “I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber!”
That’s cuz our first black president is some kind of a metrosexual-arugula eating whimp, not a big scary muscle bound characature.
Since he’s never had an original though in his life, and Saul Alinsky didn’t include any peppy catchphrases in “Rules For Radicals” it leaves O’Mama in the position to have to choose between other established wacky black guy catchphrases to recycle along with his recycled communist agenda. He could always revive Rerun’s classic, “Hey, hey, hey” …also a favorite of Fat Albert, however, he might do better with “What you talkin’ about Biden?”
Of course, to this point, given that he can’t remember anything without a teleprompter, he’s been limited to one-word catchphrases like “Hope” and “Change”, so it might be necessary to think of a new word that he can remember, but that might be more appropriate. I like “Stale”, as it accurately describes his ideas while also hinting a shout out to Stalin.
The First Catchphrase was established during the election: “Just lemme’ eat my waffles!” I’m now expecting something like “I’m gonna fix the economy right after I finish off this bacon.”
Mr. T would have been a better president.
But not quite as good as Pat Sajak. Pat’s got the military experience, the conservative ideology, the realization that people don’t really care what celebrities think about politics, and he’s photogenic. He’s just like Obama, except with military experience and intelligence and the realization that people don’t really care what celebrities think about politics, and he’s also better looking, despite being about 15 years older than Obama. Also, Pat was a weatherman, so he’s way more qualified than Obama to deal with global warming.
I mean, seriously, name one way that Sajak wouldn’t be a better president than Obama.
As for catchphrases, my vote would be for something along the lines of “Kiss off, slappy” or “We’re all out of toner!” or “Hillary’s calling!”
Hey, speaking of Hilary, the only good thing about Obama being President is that I haven’t heard jack-crap about Hilary in weeks. It’s good for my blood pressure. Of course, hearing about what those *&^%$* idiots in Washington are doing to this country is probably much worse for my blood pressure.
Next week’s catch phrase:“That’s what she said!”
As in: “My President, Major Garrett, Fox News. Sir,
do you think this package is enough to bring the desired stimulus?
Obama:”That’s what she said!”
Press Corps: laughs any remaining objective reporters out of the room.
Mr President,Helen Thomas, Mars, What about those Iranian Missles?
“That’s what she said!”/i>
Mr President, Joe Askisingschmuck, Huffington Post, Are you, like, the Kool-est President evah?
“That’s what she said!”/i>
In honor of his friend and mentor, Bill Ayers,
“Dy-No-Mite!!”
ERNIE, Hillary is busy making some *cough* trade deals with China.
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LOL! And I agree with #7:
“Ah pity da foo’ who don’t vote fo’ mah stim’lus!”
That’d be the phrase du jour.
I think Obeyme’s catchphrase should be “whazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!”
#13:
Except there’s no way in hell Mr. T would need our money or our votes to stimulate anything. If Mr. T wants something stimulated, it damn well better stimulate itself if it knows what’s good for it.
Corrolarily, the fact that the economy hasn’t recovered yet is proof that Mr. T is punishing us. Probably because we haven’t been treating our mothers right.
HATERS!!! You want annoying quotes lets talk about being Mavericky and Thanks , but no thanks to the bridge to nowhere. Palin was the biggest JOKE of LIFE!!!!