Unfortunately, my thoughts were quite ordered and predictable yesterday. I’ll try to have one random thought now:
Ice cream.
Hmm… that wasn’t very interesting. I’ll try again:
Kangaroo.
Well, that’s better. At least that one is a funny ‘k’ word. And why do they jump anyways? Exactly what does a six-foot tall creature need to jump over so badly?
Pandas. They are jumping over Pandas. Lazy indolent pandas that can’t be bothered to move out of the way. With their stinking bamboo breath and grassy flatulence.
With all those panda lying around Asia it is no wonder the Kangas picked up and moved to Australia..
Since when is ice cream not interesting? I’m just sayin’.
Dingos. Baby stealing dingos.
You don’t find chocolate ice cream interesting? RACIST!
Ha, ha, you fixed your typo.
So you thought you would have a random thought? That makes an orderly thought process! You HATE SCIENCE!
Their ability to jump is secondary. What they really need those jumping muscles for is disemboweling unsuspecting humans and other bipeds. You think pandas are bad, kangaroos are just plain evil! Along the lines of squirrels.
How about panda a and kangaroos eating chocolate ice cream covered squirrels ? Random, and silly, too. Now off to get me NEA grant for this.
KangarooS can punch dirty hippies in the nads!
Yes! Chocolate covered squirrels being eaten by other evil animals! I like it. Not random nor silly at all in my twisted mind. (I wonder if you could put the chocolate covered squirrel on a stick and deep fry it? I’m sure someone in Wisconsin could figure that out)
Kangaroos jump to stomp on trolls.
how bout Kangaroo’s eating ice cream?
@ #10 — I’d buy one of those. Anything on a stick has to be good.
Someone needs a good ice cream covered, deep-fried Kangaroo stompin’:
WASHINGTON (AP) — FBI agents flew to Nigeria in the days following a failed Christmas Day terrorist attack and got the alleged bomber’s family to help them persuade him to cooperate.
It worked. A senior Obama administration official says the FBI and family members have been talking to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab for a week and he’s provided fresh intelligence for FBI terrorism investigations. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the ongoing investigation.
“- A senior Obama administration official … spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the ongoing investigation. -” (someone leaked)
“Hey teritzs! Look out! We kept him quiet as long as we could, but those mean old FBI guys got him to talk anyway!”
the other day at kroger in the self checkout instead of hitting the spanish language option like usual i decided that to show solidarity with Haytee that I would push the french language option
but there was not one
so i went to the manager and complained
Merde! I said
anyway I am going to right a letter to the kroger people about this
and then i hit the same problem at walmart and lowes and bilo
so i am going to march on wassindon
honor the colonies the frogs screwed up
haytee is a big one
french indochina
algeria
somalia
french congo
hawaii
texas
i mean like Merde man
Not cars. They never jump over cars, just straight in front. That’s why they’re going extinct.