Gearing Up for an Epic Slaughter

Really? “Coffee Party”? November is looking increasingly ominous and all they can come up with is a weak-tea imitation of a conservative movement?

Democrats really seem devastated right now over how their greatest victory — a liberal president and huge majorities in Congress — has all gone to crap so quickly. And it looks unlikely they’ll get another chance like this for decades. The American public just hates liberal ideas, and all the Democrats can come up with is borrowing conservatives’ packaging ideas, thinking that’s the reason people like what we’re selling.

As I said before, November had better be an epic slaughter, or it should be considered a failure for Republicans. When your opponents suck this much, if you can’t massacre them you shouldn’t be in the game.

15 Comments

  1. Poor libs, they’re so confused and frustrated. So, apparently, while the tea parties protest too much government intervention and taxation, and are named after a real-life historical event, the “coffee” party will call for more government intervention and higher taxes, and is loosely named after an SNL skit. My guess is that the amount of babies dropped on their heads over the past 50 years, or so, is directly proportionate to the amount of liberals that exist today.

  2. I think the Koolaide Party fits ’em best. Oh Yeah!
    (Mental image of Algore smashing through a wall with a steaming mug of undrinkable Koolaide labeled “Global Warming”.)

    I hope the Republicans are serious this time around. no more wimpy candidates.

  3. “Coffee Parties” were invented by Seattle $&@%-for-brain liberals at $tarbucks. In the last five years, we’ve spent 200+ million dollars to build a new floating bridge and downtown viaduct replacement with voter-approved gas tax increases. We have nothing so far. Please. Someone come up here and slaughter us.

  4. These are their founding principles:

    We want the political process broken down into three steps:
    1) open and respectful dialogue
    2) thoughtful and informed deliberation
    3) competent and decisive execution.

    Can we have another thread with suggestions for clearer principles for them?

  5. From their forums:

    They are looking for a logo, acronym and theme song (every movement, including bowel, needs these).

    One of the posters suggest polygraphs for politicians. I would kinda like this if the person would get an electric shock each time he answered wrong.

    This comment seems to miss #1 and #2 principles, but it nails #3.

    They laughed at Hitler and the NAZI’s in Germany in the late 1920’s. Hitler was seen as a cartoon character to many. There is nothing more effective in the world of propaganda than white anger being exploited by propagandists like Limbaugh, Beck, and Hannity.

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