As part of passing the giant new health care bill, the Democrats were always telling these hard luck stories of how someone got cancer and couldn’t get treated so we had to pass their giant new bill that no one is sure what’s in. Just once, I’d like some Representative to say, “I knew this man, Robert, from my district. He kept hearing on TV all these Congressmen telling their asinine anecdotes of supposed real people as justification by useless nitwits for bloating the government and taking away freedoms, and he became so distraught by it he took a powerdrill to his head. That’s why you all have to stop telling your idiotic stories now. For people like Robert. Or I’ll punch you in the junk.”
So if I cancel my insurance and later on get hit in the head with an anvil does that make me a hero to Democrats?
Here’s something for you to talk about Frank. Children with pre-existing conditions can be denied coverage from insurance companies. What the heck ever happened to “Is it good for the children?” The democrats apparently don’t care about children anymore. JERKS!!!
Without stories we wouldn’t have 11 year olds at the signing ceremony and whats the use of a signing ceremony without a wise and worldly 11 year old looking on and smiling knowingly?
and too bad about Robert, with the drill and all. We need to put people through psychological testing before we sell them drills and TVs. We’re going to have to set up a large government program to oversee that effort.
#1 Crusty-
If there’s sufficient brain damage, they’ll make you Vice President!
I am wondering if there was a “Using while distraught” warning label on said power drill? Maybe we can add a minimal tax on foods that end in a letter to subsidize the research and development of a committee to consider the possiblities and differences of the effects of power drills on the distraught and develop an ad council.
According to the story on FoxNews.com, Harry Reid’s spokesman actually said, “For a second straight day, Republicans are using tricks to shut down several key Senate committees…These political games and obstruction have to stop.”
For the first time in my life, I can’t help but use the Internet acronym ROFLMAO!!
I say a seven day waiting period on power drills. We know how well that worked in Chicago.
The Republicans need to show ads of folks who lost homes, cars, retirement funds, whatever tio the I.R.S.
Or show the big screen plasma tv’s in the homes of these poor folks in the democrat ads.
Hell, democrats insist on paying for abortions. It isn’t just apparent that they don’t care about children – it’s blatant.
Perhaps we need a new debating rule in Congress to incorporate the “Punching of the Junk” proposal. For the women folk of Congress I’d suggest a “Texas Titty Twister” amendment.
You’ll know it’s Obamacare when your doctor comes in wearing his Che lab coat and an i-pod.
Sgt. Relic,
You’ll know it’s Obamacare when there is no doctor to see. Eight years of medical school and hundreds of thousands of dollars in college expenses and you don’t make a good living as a reward? Who’s going to do that?
I think I might have to vote for the Democrats just to keep you going, Frank. IMAO has always been fun, but ever since the liberal ascension it has been simply inspired.
#10 made me laugh.
Not a good idea, #9. You twist ’em, you die. Women folk don’t like it. And as someone worried about eventual MOOBS in my old age, I don’t either!
That’s why is probably pays to have a woman as a speaker. The men will eagerly accept their punch to the junk and the women she can give a very Clintonesque, “I feel your pain” *pouty lips
Damncat, I always thought the democrats could justify their abortions because they are making sure those aborted babies don’t have to live in this crappy world the democrats are giving us.
Frank, you may be onto something. Liberals have shown that they cannot handle anything more complicated than a story. My favorite was Rep. Slaughter’s story about the woman who had to use her dead sister’s dentures. Like the denture story or the 11 year-old whose mother is receiving treatment, truth is irrelevant. We must battle liberals with our own anecdotes.
This is my anecdote: A blind 81 year-old grandmother had difficulty reading her insurance forms. She repeatedly called the IRS for help, but she could never get through. However, once the IRS discovered she was not in insurance compliance, they arrested her and put her in jail. Now, her grandchildren can only see her through security glass on visitation day. They may never again taste their favorite snickerdoodles that she used to bake.
Yeah …now instead of people having cancer our government has it. And it is highly aggressive fast growing cancer. I find myself hoping the patient dies.
I have heard repeated stories about how many people without insurance are dying. It occured to me that more people die with insurance. Do you suppose insurance is killing them? By way of proof for my theory, I have no insurance and I am still alive! So there!
I heard so many of these stories from Dems that I knocked out all my sister’s teeth. That way I wouldn’t have too wear them after she dies.
As a long time power drill control activist all I can say is it’s time we passed some sensible power drill control laws in this country. We demand a law that makes everyone who owns a power drill lock his/her power drill in a “power drill safe” and the bits in a separate “bit safe.” Also, all power drill owners should have to under go extensive safety training and be forced to apply for numerous certificates and permits before being allowed to own such potential implements of destruction…this of course is just the first step to sensible power drill control.
I won’t lie. Reading that made me laugh out loud. (Seriously. That’s why I spelled it out.) This site is awesome. I’m sad to have just found it.
And I agree with creating a new government agency to monitor the sale and distribution of drills and TVs to people who might become emotionally disturbed by what they see on the MSM. But, we may want to include hair dryers in that, because as a woman, I won’t use a drill. I’d just take the hair dryer into the tub with me.
CP, that was a coffee spitter.